my lollipops are sweeter
Monday, August 20, 2007
  oh also....
RIP Leona Helmsley. you were a crazy ass ho that should have probably been dead a long time ago judging from yo tore up face.




is that mean? cos that was an homage.

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  so...
the other day i was at the supermarket in the ceral aisle, and in the oatmeal section there was this box with dinosaurs on it so i had to look at it and it said i had to buy it because when you add water to the oatmeal there are dinosaur eggs in it that hatch dinosaurs.

they do. it's awesome. you should buy it. i couldnt even wait to take pictures and show you. i will. but i wanted you to know as soon as possible. this is the best invention ever.

dinosaur eggs. in oatmeal!


ps- fruity cheerios. good.

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Monday, August 13, 2007
  an ode to instructional dance songs






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  imma buy you a drank
...imma take you home with me.




i got money in the bank, shorty what you think 'bout that.

ps- i'll be in the gray cadillac, we in the bed like ooo, ooo, ooo, ooo, oo.
we in the bed like ooo, ooo, ooo, ooo, oo.

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Tuesday, August 07, 2007
  I heart Jeff Lewis.
(this is a really horrible youtube video, but it's the only one available!!so pipe down hobags!)


Homegirl is hot. i fucking love this gay. he is exactly who i want to be. he's nuts and hot and succsessful and...nuts!!!! and he knows he's nuts which is extra hot!!! plus, he has really good taste and doesnt take crap from his staff (most of the time) and he has a hot housekeeper named Zoila that im pretty sure is Salvie and he's kind of selfish but in a hot way and he's into psychics and spiritual readers and he's all paranoid about crap and he's hot!!! i'm really into this ho. i wish he would adopt me. Jeff Lewis, if you're reading this....holla at'cha girl!

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Monday, August 06, 2007
  i went to comicon....





and the best part of that whole day was this delicious hot dog. no joke.


actually, it made me really dizzy and nauseous but that could have been all the nerd air. seriously, comicon air is some funky shit.

nothing worth noting went down. i was too dizzy to take any decent pictures of freaks. there was this one guy who looked like my dad (mid 50's, asian) dressed as a cute monkey. not that he was cute as a monkey but he was going for a "Cute Monkey" look. You know like those little kid pajamas that are like full on animal suits like head to toe....and they have like ears and shit. and like only a cut out for where your face goes...?! you know what i'm talking about? i dont know what people call that crap cos my mom knew better than to put something like that on me! i would have told that bitch where she could shove that kind of outfit. not hot. not comfortable. anyway. he was that. a monkey one. head to toe.

oh oh. i did meet clark from Clark and Michael. he's friends with my brother though so i had to go up to him to tell him my brother said "what's up". i think that's kind of like going to prom but taking your cousin. god....comicon sucks.

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