Friday, August 26, 2005
birthday slut
good morning bitches. oh my god, so today is my hot celebrity crush #53891's birthday!! HAPPY 25th BIRTHDAY SKANK!!! thank you for being hot, for being trash, and for being obviously disturbed and dysfunctional!! Macauly is totally one of my few celebrity man crushes and i wish that bitch all the best!! he's so fucking hot and flamey!!
( hahaha this bitch is totally wierd. his pic with mandy is so hot and sassy!!! i am not sure why i am so hot for macauly but i am and there isn't anything i can do about it. so bitches find me macauly and make my slut dreams come true. make it happen ho's!)
¶ 11:15 AM 
good morning bitches. oh my god, so today is my hot celebrity crush #53891's birthday!! HAPPY 25th BIRTHDAY SKANK!!! thank you for being hot, for being trash, and for being obviously disturbed and dysfunctional!! Macauly is totally one of my few celebrity man crushes and i wish that bitch all the best!! he's so fucking hot and flamey!!
( hahaha this bitch is totally wierd. his pic with mandy is so hot and sassy!!! i am not sure why i am so hot for macauly but i am and there isn't anything i can do about it. so bitches find me macauly and make my slut dreams come true. make it happen ho's!)
¶ 11:15 AM
:Not KBIG. it's gone. R.I.P. Disco Workout Lunch Hour.
:Gossip Girl remains the hottest show on tv. Honorable Mention: America's Most Smartest Model!!!
:The Road by the dude who wrote Blood Meridien who's name has escaped me because that book scares me so i refuse to bring it into the bedroom with me.
:* 99cent Taco Tuesdays at El Torito followed by Dollar Scoops Tuesdays at Baskin Robbins. i only eat on tuesdays.