more, please!!! (this post was from friday, and of course features my favorite skank, t-reid!!!!)

ok sluts.....this is totally replacing gelato as my favorite sweet indulgence. you sluts better be working on this shit.....because when i say make it happen, i fucking mean it!




(oh my god i love tara's super awful boob job!!!!!)

ok, and you sluts have to check out the show Starved on FX! it's about assholes with eating disorders and it is fucking hillarious! (the characters are assholes, like for reals!) it is perfect for cold hearted sluts like me.....and i know all you sluts are cold hearted so you'll like it too!
ok, and fianlly....

***ATTENTION SLUTS*** DO NOT EVEN ATTEMPT TO CALL/ASK ME OUT/ or SEDUCE ME WITH ALCOHOL or SUSHI THIS WEEKEND! AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL MARATHON (EVERY SEASON!!!!) THIS WEEKNED! SO I'LL BE BUSY! AND IF YOU TRY...YOU'LL HAVE TO ANSWER TO THIS BITCH:


unless you hot bitches want to give me money or a present or something...then maybe i'll make an exception.  ¶ 12:51 AM