tamara mellon, puking, and cowboy boots that are really tennis shoes (yo bitches....this one is from last week too....but i also have to express my deep love for the almost former miss tammy mellon. that bitch is hot for so many reasons!!!! she is a hot slut!!!!)

ok bitches. i am serioisly infatuated with this slut, Tamara Mellon. I read about her in the august issue (the martha stewart issue) of vanity fair and i totally identified with her ass. i believe she and i are also soul sisters. seriously bitches. i need t-reid in my life for trash and i need tamara mellon in my life for shopping and being hot sluts in private jets with. uh, someone make it happen. and fast. i really need a vacation and a nice tan.

here are some of tamara mellon's hot quotes:

"It shouldn't be a man's world. They may wear the trousers, but they don't wear the heels."

"I may not have the stereotypical head for business, but I have feet that were made for heels."

oh yeah, tamara mellon is the bitch behind Jimmy Choo. that's why her hot quotes are about heels and shit. here is a hot picture of this slut:




ps- her dad was also a hot slut and was the CEO of Vidal Sasoon. he told her ass to get a job and whatever she made at her job he would match it. dude, that is totally what MY dad says. (i told you we were soul sisters) well, except my dad is not a hot slut and doesn't own anything fabulous. but still. she is totally my favorite socialite. this bitch said no to college and went to an awesome finishing school that made her feel ugly and stupid. there is nothing hotter than that. she went to the same finishing school as Princess Di. i am totally in love. she also married a coke addict who is totally insane and has that one lawyer that's nicknamed "jaws" as his divorce attorney. that shit is going to be fucking HOT!!! they go to court in October!

...and today's crap not crap: throwing up

throwing up is crap because people get mad at you and tell you to stop and because it wastes good money.

however, throwing up is also not crap because it's funny and keeps you in check and hot bitches do it. also television has realized throwing up is not crap and decided to center a television show around it. it's going to be on the FX channel and it's called Starved. damn, when i'm right i am WAY right. my prediction for this year as the year of puke way exceeded my expectations.

one more thing....i got my "so ugly, they're hot" diesel tennis shoes painted like cowboy boots and they are so much uglier, yet hotter in person! i live in them!! they made their debut at Norma's hot party but my drunk ass forgot to take pictures!! they're red and they aren't actually painted like cowboy boots.....they are stitched! but im going to make shoes that i DO paint like cowboy boots cos i've been inspired. i'll keep you bitches posted and then you can buy them from me and make me the next tamara mellon!!!!  ¶ 12:42 AM