dude!!! who wouldn't LOVE this SLUT!!!!!! i can't wait until we are b.f.f.!! that will be hot and all you bitches will be so jealous!!! especially when you see me on E!'s "Wild On Tara: Taradise"!! (if you sluts have not seen this show on E! then you are definitely not fit to be called a hot slut!!..it's on Wednesdays at 10! the first episode featured head stupid skank: Paris H. and her butt ugly fiance Paris L. and the second episode is super hot because Tara finds Urkel in Mykonos (a hot, yet notoriously gay island in Greece!! but it's also a slut kingdom...it's greece...those bitches are all about cross contamination (sluts and gays totally co-exist harmoniously there!! like real sluts...and real gays....it's fab.))


bitches, do you think la reid will love me enough to let me be on Taradise?? oh my god, i am so glad this bitch is in water in those pictures because you know her ass is stank and she hasn't washed herself in WEEKS. I still loves you T-Reid!

today's crap/not crap:

the ryan seacrest diet is way crap. i want to thank bumps (kelly) for letting me know she is now doing this, but i don't think she realized that ryan seacrest had beat her to it. (I heard him talk about this shit one time, but that was like forever ago. I totally coined this term so everytime you bitches say it, you owe my ass a dollar!) anyways....i told that slut i would try it out and let her know if i think she should continue so i did it today at the fabulous Tea and Pan Dulce party, but it was totally totally crap. i'll let that slut know tomorrow. (*the ryan seacrest diet is where you put something really delicious in your mouth, like donuts, or pan dulce, or cake, or donuts,.....and you chew it and then you spit that shit out because it is evil and will make you rounder than ever in 2 seconds flat). yeah that is totally crap because puking is way more satisfying. (just kidding bitches!)

oh my god Pan Dulce is NOT CRAP!!!! neither is being "latina!" that shit is hot! i am so proud to be half hot!!! damnit, i love pan dulce!