good morning bitches,

dude, i am stoked about begas (that's how my mom says it, haha, she's so cute). usually i am way bummed because i am totally sick of that place, but this time i am stoked. my brother and his 63030 homies are going and it will be awesome because they are all about the ladies and i love watching them get denied. hahaha those sluts are so retarded, but i love them all. it will be rad. also, my homies dont know this, but im going to try to convince them hoes to take me to the fabulous Liberace museum!!! B went last time he was there and said it was beyond fab and that there is a free cabaret show in the lobby or something like that!!! AWESOME!!!!!!

you bitches better be praying that the prings and i hit it big so we can pay for all your ass readings (see hot slut history lesson: jackie stallone). anyways ho's, i hope you hookers have a nice labor day weekend!!

oh and before i go.....bitches, never ever ever eat at the full of crap Tapa's place on ventura called "Ole". that shit is LAME!!! I went there last nite and it was totally not up to par. The slut at the front was retarded and not into us being seated. that bitch totally needed a midol. our waitress, though nice, was really really really slow and unavailable...we only saw her when she took our order and then when we needed the check...and the food is crap. so yeah, don't go there. that shit is whack.

oh and also bitches, i have recently re-encountered a stalker i have and it made me think about how stalking is so retarded. so if you bitches have ever tried or thought about stalking someone, don't do it because it's way creepy and it never works and it really makes the other person feel scared and makes them want you to die. i hope that doesnt offend any of you sluts, but for realz....stalking is super lame and so un-hot slut like. i have learned (sort of) to accept my life with an on and off stalker, but seriously, after 4 years of this shit.... it's still scary and terrorizing and really creepy and it never makes any sense. so yeah sluts, don't stalk bitches. and if any of you bitches have ever been stalked, i totally empathize and hope that your situation has been worked out. all right the end. have a great weekend, ho bags!!! ♥ ♥ ♥  ¶ 11:46 AM