Hot Slut History Lesson: Holy Anorexia



ok bitches. so the other day i was having this hot discussion with by best friend forever, brian, and the subject of Holy Anorexia came up. This shit is pretty amazing and is totally awesome because i love the insane lengths people will go to for God. That shit is funny. I know it shouldn't be, but in place of a heart i have an ice cold diamond sitting on a bed of feathers so what do you expect!

I think Holy Anorexia is special because supposedly God said so and i like that justification! it's for hot sluts. People that say they have the power to do things because God said so are totally awesome because they really believe it and i wish i could do that. If i told people I am doing things because Jackie Stallone said so, i would never get away with it. But i dont get what the difference is because Jackie totally thinks she's God so.....well whetever. Anyway, because i could not live without the amusing antics of those with the power of the Lord, i will dedicate this Hot Slut History Lesson to them!! (if you love god and jesus and you are reading this then i know you will not hate me because God told me i could do this. I swear.....to God.)

Basically Holy Anorexia is regular anorexia with an extra side of crazy. This is mostly associated with hot holy ladies from medieval times - about the late 19th - early 20th centuries who would starve their asses in order to induce visions and manifestations of christ and even god himself. ok, seriously, how hot is that? these sluts where so intent on becoming the future lady saints of the church that they would force apparitions and crap!!! Damn, that is totally the definition of saavy business skills!!!! you know "make it happen" and crap!!! i love these bitches for being so ahead of the game.

Ok but it wasn't always about becoming a saint, exactly......sometimes these hot holy ladies would do this crap to be the holiest bitch in the convent! Dang, that is totally totally hot. It's like how when i go out with le fags and one bitch will try to be the biggest queen in the room!! It's pretty awesome! Yeah so the hot holy anorexic lady would starve not just because it's what she was supposed to do for Jesus, but to be LIKE Jesus!! Ok, girl, work it out....i can't hate. I mean, people do that shit all the time today.....and just because it isn't for Jesus it's totally an evil sin to be all selfish and not want to eat so you can look like hohan..oh wait, that bitch got fat again......well but you know what i mean.

Yeah so some dude wrote a book about this Holy Anorexia bidness and its ties to "Secular Anorexia" and it sounds pretty hot. I guess what he is trying to do is point out that Anorexia isn't a modern disease with roots in Fashion and Hollywood, but rather a disease that has been around since like forever and that they are really not any different at the core. Dang, that's so hot. The book is called, duh..."Holy Anorexia" bitches, and if you care at all for this subject, let me know and maybe we can read this shit together! I dont know why i am so fascinated with this subject, but it probably has to do with the fact that i think throwing up is funny (but only when other people do it).

(ok no but for realz, ive known quite a few girls that have and still do suffer from anorexia and it's an awful disease. i think i find eating disorders interesting because it is so easy to slowly find yourself the victim of one without even realizing. Television, magazines, and other form of media are so instrumental in this and with the unfiltered amount of images glorifying the sick, unhealthy, emaciated bodies of powerful models for women [and men even], i feel it is empowering to become informed about these diseases as a safeguard. There is no real cure or easy out once you've been consumed by the disease and i really feel for those that might be battling this. dang, warm weather really does thaw out my frozen heart! LAME! oh and ps - i really do still think it's funny when people throw up, just not as part of a disease. ok maybe just a little bit as part of a disease. damnit, i can't escape my own evil. sympathy just doesnt suit me!)  ¶ 3:12 PM