Influenza is an evil bitch and is determined to ruin my life. Sluts, i am super sick, but i decided today to stop letting this bitch take over MY life so i'm going to try to make friends with the influenza ho and maybe she'll go away. Yeah, so i decided to make Influenza today's hot slut history lesson.....plus im going insane.

Basically, the flu is a bitch of a virus that attacks you and wants to see you die. This bitch is relentless and makes you miserable for as long as it can. Sometimes this bitch will be all "Ok, i'll let you feel better"....so then you get up and start walking around and start getting ready to go to class and then this bitch will totally come out of nowhere and push you down the stairs. (that's pretty hot, actually). Influenza is totally the ying to my yang because we are both about ruining lives, except i do it by accident and this bitch totally does it on purpose. This bitch usually hangs out with you for like a week or so. I am on day 4 and i pray that this slut is about ready to leave. i knew relating Tyra Banks to God would get me in trouble! Shit, what if Oprah sent me the flu as a message to stop talking about Tyra!!! I heart your evil, miss winfrey!!!!

Ok im going to go now because i am about to pass out.