Thursday, September 08, 2005
tamara mellon news
oh my god bitches.......so apparently my hot life mentor Tammy Mellon has been dating that douchebag Joe Francis (the girls gone wild dude)......anyways, so tammy was waiting for Joe to pick her up for their hot date one day and that bitch Joe never showed up.....he said he over slept.
well! it turns out that ho *joe* was actually out at some party with that disaster of a human being Kimmy Stewart (rod's daughter!)!!!! WHAT? EW. and Tammy saw pictures of Joe and kim making out!! joe and tammy were supposed to go on a hot vacation to mexico but instead of showing up, my tammy sent the pictures of joe and kim making out (loves it!).
well after that, that dumb bitch joe started talking all this crap on tammy claiming she was just mad that she had to crash kimmy's bday party a while back. what? why would tammy, the classiest shoe bitch ever, crash kimmy's skankfest? whatevs. these bitches are going to throw down. i know it.
damn that kimmy will do anything to get her ass out of the pages of modern dog and onto something more legit....like Star Mag!!! ok, i kinda like her desperation. i'll keep you bitches posted! ¶ 4:06 AM
oh my god bitches.......so apparently my hot life mentor Tammy Mellon has been dating that douchebag Joe Francis (the girls gone wild dude)......anyways, so tammy was waiting for Joe to pick her up for their hot date one day and that bitch Joe never showed up.....he said he over slept.
well! it turns out that ho *joe* was actually out at some party with that disaster of a human being Kimmy Stewart (rod's daughter!)!!!! WHAT? EW. and Tammy saw pictures of Joe and kim making out!! joe and tammy were supposed to go on a hot vacation to mexico but instead of showing up, my tammy sent the pictures of joe and kim making out (loves it!).
well after that, that dumb bitch joe started talking all this crap on tammy claiming she was just mad that she had to crash kimmy's bday party a while back. what? why would tammy, the classiest shoe bitch ever, crash kimmy's skankfest? whatevs. these bitches are going to throw down. i know it.
damn that kimmy will do anything to get her ass out of the pages of modern dog and onto something more legit....like Star Mag!!! ok, i kinda like her desperation. i'll keep you bitches posted! ¶ 4:06 AM
:Not KBIG. it's gone. R.I.P. Disco Workout Lunch Hour.
:Gossip Girl remains the hottest show on tv. Honorable Mention: America's Most Smartest Model!!!
:The Road by the dude who wrote Blood Meridien who's name has escaped me because that book scares me so i refuse to bring it into the bedroom with me.
:* 99cent Taco Tuesdays at El Torito followed by Dollar Scoops Tuesdays at Baskin Robbins. i only eat on tuesdays.