gallery of perfection i don't have time to hot slut history lecture you bitches this week, so instead i compiled this mini-gallery of perfection. Richie is hot because her heroine rehab came in the form of the Simple Life and 40 extra lbs.. that's hot. she also used to be bff with Paris but those bitches hate each other now....me thinks this is because Nicole was a hot scene stealer on the Simple Life and because this bitch stopped being fat. Paris is such a witch. Nicole is better off without that skank. Nicole is engaged to DJ AM who also used to be a fat mess but Gastric Bypassed that shit and is now skinny, but still not hot. I love nicole because this bitch is funny, is a bitch, doesnt give a fuck, and wants elephants at her wedding. she and i are visionary soul sluts and one day i will meet this bitch and she will show me the way to perfection.....(which i think will be ExLax, but you never know with these sluts, i dont think it's Anorexia because MK has that market.....)

HOT SLUT DISCLAIMER: i totally do not endorse or condone the use of ExLax or Puking as a means to reach perfection for normal sluts.....so if you bitches start living IN or ON a toilet.... don't come after my ass. law suits are hot but expensive and i totally need new furniture so i can't afford that shit right now. besides that shit only works for a few years and it totally fucks you up crazy.....these bitches will either die or blow up soon.....holy shit, i can't wait!

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