Wednesday, October 19, 2005
Jasmin=1 Midterms=0
ok so this has been the best week for sure!! so, i totally kicked MIDTERMS ass!! 4 A's, 1B BOOYAH!! seriously bitches, i thought midterms were going to be the end of me so i am beyond stoked that they could not penetrate the formidable fortress that is my brain. yeah ok, i didn't buy that either, but i guess my professor bitches did!!! this is why i A) love college (because prof bitches are so easy to fool) and B) why i love my major (because it's super easy to bullshit your way through it without ever actually retaining any information or doing real work)!!! so i've been celebrating my awesome grades in the best way possible: getting food crunk every night this week.
tonite Le B and i had shabu shabu in fullerton and it was so very delicious. it was awesome because no one spoke english!! it was hot because that's sort of rare in fullerton. also we saw an army of old people we assumed were the british clan of senior citizens in fullerton going to the hot old people pub on Harbor Blvd. It was hot!! i love old people.....most of the time they are vicious evil whores and it makes me happy.
oh shit that reminds me, i totally love this starbucks near my school because it is so full of crazies! it's way entertaining. after dinner, B and i headed over there to talk shit and what not, and we saw this hot 70 year old couple on a blind date! it was SOOO awesome. we heard theyre entire first encounter, it was way hot because you could tell the old man was super horny. then there was this crazy bitch sitting behind us outside and she was talking super loud on her cell phone about pedophiles and dongs and dildos and about her sisters' boyfriends 10 inch penis. it was so scandelously awesome. She was way crazy. actually she might have been a man. it's hard to tell these days. so yeah, all in all i give tonite an 8 out of 10. it would have been a 10 if the crazy bitch and the horny old man were on a date because i probably would have gotten a free live porn show and i can't think of a better way to end a nite.
ps - the colts did win - it was a total upset victory!! it was such a hot game! ¶ 11:57 PM
tonite Le B and i had shabu shabu in fullerton and it was so very delicious. it was awesome because no one spoke english!! it was hot because that's sort of rare in fullerton. also we saw an army of old people we assumed were the british clan of senior citizens in fullerton going to the hot old people pub on Harbor Blvd. It was hot!! i love old people.....most of the time they are vicious evil whores and it makes me happy.
oh shit that reminds me, i totally love this starbucks near my school because it is so full of crazies! it's way entertaining. after dinner, B and i headed over there to talk shit and what not, and we saw this hot 70 year old couple on a blind date! it was SOOO awesome. we heard theyre entire first encounter, it was way hot because you could tell the old man was super horny. then there was this crazy bitch sitting behind us outside and she was talking super loud on her cell phone about pedophiles and dongs and dildos and about her sisters' boyfriends 10 inch penis. it was so scandelously awesome. She was way crazy. actually she might have been a man. it's hard to tell these days. so yeah, all in all i give tonite an 8 out of 10. it would have been a 10 if the crazy bitch and the horny old man were on a date because i probably would have gotten a free live porn show and i can't think of a better way to end a nite.
ps - the colts did win - it was a total upset victory!! it was such a hot game! ¶ 11:57 PM
:Not KBIG. it's gone. R.I.P. Disco Workout Lunch Hour.
:Gossip Girl remains the hottest show on tv. Honorable Mention: America's Most Smartest Model!!!
:The Road by the dude who wrote Blood Meridien who's name has escaped me because that book scares me so i refuse to bring it into the bedroom with me.
:* 99cent Taco Tuesdays at El Torito followed by Dollar Scoops Tuesdays at Baskin Robbins. i only eat on tuesdays.