midterm liberation = survey time what is your favorite girlscout cookie?

hell no. i refuse to patronize those little sluts.


do you prefer small town life or big city life?

i hate los angeles


the cure's boys don't cry or just like heaven?

just like heaven


violent femmes or sex pistols?


no. the libertines....well really just pete doherty


reeses peanut butter cups or pieces?

neither


morning sex or drunk sex?

no sex. drunk in the morning! oh my god that's so trash. it's hot.


where were you born?

west la


pirates or zombies?

vikings because of what they would do to their balls. pirates and zombies don't even compare.


hardcore or emo?

im too old for this question


dodge ball or red light greenlight?

red light greenlight is the most boring peice of shit activity ever!!!!


did you get spanked when you were a kid?

yeah it was hot


do you get spanked now (sexually)?
no sexy time for you, survey.


where do you hope to be in 5 years?

i don't know. having a job that im over qualified for but getting paid mad cash to do it. i don't believe in working hard.


do you believe in love?

totally. love is hot because it always leads to hate...which is hotter


do you believe in witchcraft?

uh...no.


share a holiday memory: i only like holidays memories as told by kelly because they always include stories about her awesome grandma, who practically lives in a musical


if you could be a virgin again would you?

this question is weird. i'm going to say yes because being a virgin is hot shit. but i'm also going to say no because no one is really a virgin. everyone is a fucking slut and they know it.....which is way hot.


would you ever consider being open sexually to someone of the same sex?

hm, no. girls are boring.


do you sleep with a teddy bear, blankie, or in your girlfriends clothes?

i sleep with a charlie


do you believe long distance relationships would work?

they are the only kind that do.


have you ever dated someone off of myspace/ friendster?

no


would you sleep with someone on the first date?

i'm a virgin


how do you like your grilled cheese sandwiches?

on a stick


what do you listen to when your heart is broken?

ew, myself telling me to get out of my own face. i don't have time to listen to shit when i have a broken heart. broken hearts = party time.


do you believe trust is earned?

no. it's totally seduced out of you.


what do you mix your vodka with?

my tongue


what was your favorite saturday morning cartoon?

the punky bewster one because of that magical thing that was more creepy than cute.


did you ever watch kids incorporated?

yes


what is your favorite john hughes film?

sixteen candles


what did you think of house of 1000 corpses by rob zombie?

never saw it. horror is poo.


what do you do for work?

wake up in time to go to class

go to class

play with charlie and sundae

gossip with my mom about television

make my dad make me dinner


what is your dream job?

i like the job i have now


who is your favorite peanuts gang character?

franklin is the cutest and schroeder is fucking hot.


broken hearts or a broken arm?

whatever, i can handle either.


clubs or bars?

happy hour business men style


how do you view yourself?

i'm overtly scandelous and prone to bouts of excessive hedonistic behavior. i need to be slapped.


do you have a crush?

sunny come back to me

who were you in high school?

what the fuck? i was jasmin.


do you believe in astrology?

ok so i totally believe in astrology. i don't do anything until i have read every astrological prediction for the month from every magazine. that shit is always right on. like a few months ago, it told me that kelly was going to turn into dee snider and was going to stand up to the man. it came true. mine told me i needed to kick people out of my life, also true........ i think this might be a social disease, just like brian and his "no whisper" disease.


do you believe in angels?

haha this question is so gay.


do you believe in ghosts?

duh, yeah. porn ghost haunts me at school and jesus ghost haunts me at home.


don't lie: do you like bon jovi's album - slippery when wet?

i havent heard it. besides i wouldnt lie about liking that shit. i like far more embarassing crap.


what is your biggest "issue?"

the telephone. i fucking hate it.  ¶ 1:30 PM