monday i think porno ghost is hitting on me. This is the 5th day since last monday that i have lived in the library. good god, i fear for the day i am released from midterm prison. anyways bitches, i am super sad today because it is the last day for new episodes of My Super Sweet Sixteen on MTV. What the heck!!!! that show should be on all day every day forever. i will miss the fat girl with fattitude. i will miss the midget looking adopted bitch who is my name twin. i will miss all the white trash with too much money. i will really miss the choonty slut that's all "eets my fifteens, JUSS DO IT" and i'll miss her mom that goes "i dunt like da hairs, da hairs has to be redone". It's totally my mom. and i will miss bjorn, the gayest gayest sixteen year old in super sweet sixteen history. that bitch ruled because he had a blazer made for him that had his name in giant sequinned letters!!!!!!!!!!! ok who does that? actually, if you go to Macy's you can buy something like that with "G-UNIT" on the back. i am not kidding. it's like 120$ and it's in the ladies section.

things to look forward to:

Joan Rivers, shit or was it Joan Collins, well one of those ho's will be on Martha tomorrow. Either way it will be radical.

The Roman Polanski version of Oliver Twist which B and i are dying to see so hopefully that will be my midterm release party.

My new overpriced probably piece of crap hello kitty digital cam that is sitting in a box in some post office as we speak waiting to be shipped to my doorstep.

My mom going on vacation. that bitch needs to get out of my face.

Things to detest:

MIDTERMS

LIBRARY

PORNO GHOST

MIDTERM GRADES (they will suck, i know it)

MY MOM GOING ON VACATION WITHOUT ME (ok so she needs to either get out of my face or buy me a vacation goddamnit)  ¶ 8:01 PM