Friday, October 21, 2005
Surveys Kill Your Fridays
1} Last thing you burned while attempting to cook?
my boyfriends heroine. i heart you pete (doherty)...the hottest man on the planet....oh my god it wouldbe so hot if i was kate moss, i mean aside from the obvious reasons, it would be hot because that would be a viable answer for her! damn you Kate Moss!!! you totally have it all!
2} Describe yourself in three "s" words:
semi-domesticated sacchariferous serpentine.
translated: i am an evil bitch capable of sweetness than can make a mean pumkin pie from scratch.
3} How long does it take you to get ready for your day?
i'm never ready for my days
4} Favorite place to blow $50?
hookers
5} What does your life lack?
nothing now that i have the power of hello kitty
6} What is something that turns you off from the opposite sex?
any man that doesn't answer to a snack name is no man for me
7} What kind of car do you drive?
i refuse to be ashamed of my parents love for me...i drive a mercedes....it's hot and i love it.
8} What's in your CD player/ipod right now?
cd player: pavement, patsy cline, kylie minogue
ipod: 10,080 songs so far
9} What celebrity would you have coffee with?
the diseased olsen so we can hold each others hair when we throw our coffee up. i'm a sucker for romance.
10} What celebrity would you NOT have coffee with?
i would never deny a celebrity coffee with me
11} What kind of toothpaste do you use?
something minty and matte; shiny/sparkly toothpaste is really offputting.
12} What time do you go to bed?
about 4am
13} Last movie you saw?
double indemnity - this movie is hot shit
14} Last TV show you watched?
yesterday's Oprah which sucked ASS
15} Who is your best friend?
the tabloids
16} Who in your family do you best get along with?
sundae
17} Who do you have a crush on?
the socialist millionaires club and its members....second runner up: veronica mars
18} What time is it right now?
1:42 pm
19} Are you planning a vacation/travel?
YES, i just need someone to fund that shit. i totally take hot donations too. shit wait, no......send me a picture of your ass and i will tell you your hot future and i will send you back your reading and a picture of your ass with some hot hello kitty action on that shit!!!! you know you want one!
20} When/Where was the last time you traveled?
hmm....like serious travel: i think 2 or 3 years ago.
22} How old will you be in 10 years?
mildly old
23} Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
managing a mini empire.....at the very least.
24} Sinful snacking weakness?
tiny japanese pancakes with green tea ice cream. mmm. and donut holes.
25} Rollercoasters?
are fun, but slightly overrated.
26} Ever run out of gas?
yes, and once it was on a day that i ditched school (high school) and i couldnt call anyone because everyone was in school and i couldnt call my parents. this awesome choonty pulled over and helped my catholic school girl ass. it was hot shit. that uniform totally got me out of so much trouble.....
27} Ever been on a train?
yes! favorite train ride:
me and b from Cusco to Machu Pichuu. we totally almost missed our train back to Cusco and would have been subjected to the wrath of our travelling satan....our friend nicole!! thank god that bitch was too sick to go on the train. (story on nicole: she's a friend of mine and B's who turns into a psycho on vacay...that bitch had us on hardcore lockdown/house arrest and wouldn't let us eat anything!! we always had to sneak out to have fun. it was peruvian bootcamp at its worst..it was hot though!)
28} Ever been on a blind date?
no, never. but they look hot on tv.
29} Ever been to Europe?
yes
30} What would you do if you could be the opposite sex for one day?
get a job
31} Would you tell anyone it was really you?
uh, no cos then i wouldnt get the job, stupid whore. glass ceiling skank!!!!
32} Ever been arrested?
hm...no, surprisingly.
33} Have a crush on anyone you work with?
i don't actually work. well, i guess charles because that bitch is attatched to me. i have a crush on my books. books are hot shit.
34} What is something you believe in:
reality tv. it is totally the lord and savior come back to take us all to heaven.
35} What is something you fear?
bees. that's about it these days.
36} Big or small?
big accessories/ small food (ie mini pancakes, mini burgers, mini donuts, mini sandwiches, mini ice cream)
37} What is the worst physical or emotional pain you have felt?
being told i can't do something
38} What is your favorite television show?
America's Next Top Model! but this season is pretty fucking boring. other noteworthy shows: Veronica Mars (the script is fucking awesome!), the Tyra Banks Show, Taradise, AbFab, and all the mandatory shit (arrested dev, curb, bwe)
39} Ever photoshopped yourself to look better in a picture?
if by looking better you mean cutting ugly people out of the picture, then yes.
40} Tell us something about your childhood.
i was the boss
41} What would it cost for you to flash the person next to you?
enough alcohol that i'd do it for free
42} Best time to catch you in a good mood?
who cares. how boring.
43} If you could be anything for one day, what would it be?
the reincarnation of pt barnum
44} Most prized possesion?
my virginity
45} Would you ever sell it?
ok
46} What is one of your pet peeves?
friendships
47} Favorite kind of ice cream?
gelato - any flavor
48} Coolest thing that happened today:
the birth of the 'hello kitty camera/jasmin' relationship, tacos, sleeping in
my boyfriends heroine. i heart you pete (doherty)...the hottest man on the planet....oh my god it wouldbe so hot if i was kate moss, i mean aside from the obvious reasons, it would be hot because that would be a viable answer for her! damn you Kate Moss!!! you totally have it all!
2} Describe yourself in three "s" words:
semi-domesticated sacchariferous serpentine.
translated: i am an evil bitch capable of sweetness than can make a mean pumkin pie from scratch.
3} How long does it take you to get ready for your day?
i'm never ready for my days
4} Favorite place to blow $50?
hookers
5} What does your life lack?
nothing now that i have the power of hello kitty
6} What is something that turns you off from the opposite sex?
any man that doesn't answer to a snack name is no man for me
7} What kind of car do you drive?
i refuse to be ashamed of my parents love for me...i drive a mercedes....it's hot and i love it.
8} What's in your CD player/ipod right now?
cd player: pavement, patsy cline, kylie minogue
ipod: 10,080 songs so far
9} What celebrity would you have coffee with?
the diseased olsen so we can hold each others hair when we throw our coffee up. i'm a sucker for romance.
10} What celebrity would you NOT have coffee with?
i would never deny a celebrity coffee with me
11} What kind of toothpaste do you use?
something minty and matte; shiny/sparkly toothpaste is really offputting.
12} What time do you go to bed?
about 4am
13} Last movie you saw?
double indemnity - this movie is hot shit
14} Last TV show you watched?
yesterday's Oprah which sucked ASS
15} Who is your best friend?
the tabloids
16} Who in your family do you best get along with?
sundae
17} Who do you have a crush on?
the socialist millionaires club and its members....second runner up: veronica mars
18} What time is it right now?
1:42 pm
19} Are you planning a vacation/travel?
YES, i just need someone to fund that shit. i totally take hot donations too. shit wait, no......send me a picture of your ass and i will tell you your hot future and i will send you back your reading and a picture of your ass with some hot hello kitty action on that shit!!!! you know you want one!
20} When/Where was the last time you traveled?
hmm....like serious travel: i think 2 or 3 years ago.
22} How old will you be in 10 years?
mildly old
23} Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
managing a mini empire.....at the very least.
24} Sinful snacking weakness?
tiny japanese pancakes with green tea ice cream. mmm. and donut holes.
25} Rollercoasters?
are fun, but slightly overrated.
26} Ever run out of gas?
yes, and once it was on a day that i ditched school (high school) and i couldnt call anyone because everyone was in school and i couldnt call my parents. this awesome choonty pulled over and helped my catholic school girl ass. it was hot shit. that uniform totally got me out of so much trouble.....
27} Ever been on a train?
yes! favorite train ride:
me and b from Cusco to Machu Pichuu. we totally almost missed our train back to Cusco and would have been subjected to the wrath of our travelling satan....our friend nicole!! thank god that bitch was too sick to go on the train. (story on nicole: she's a friend of mine and B's who turns into a psycho on vacay...that bitch had us on hardcore lockdown/house arrest and wouldn't let us eat anything!! we always had to sneak out to have fun. it was peruvian bootcamp at its worst..it was hot though!)
28} Ever been on a blind date?
no, never. but they look hot on tv.
29} Ever been to Europe?
yes
30} What would you do if you could be the opposite sex for one day?
get a job
31} Would you tell anyone it was really you?
uh, no cos then i wouldnt get the job, stupid whore. glass ceiling skank!!!!
32} Ever been arrested?
hm...no, surprisingly.
33} Have a crush on anyone you work with?
i don't actually work. well, i guess charles because that bitch is attatched to me. i have a crush on my books. books are hot shit.
34} What is something you believe in:
reality tv. it is totally the lord and savior come back to take us all to heaven.
35} What is something you fear?
bees. that's about it these days.
36} Big or small?
big accessories/ small food (ie mini pancakes, mini burgers, mini donuts, mini sandwiches, mini ice cream)
37} What is the worst physical or emotional pain you have felt?
being told i can't do something
38} What is your favorite television show?
America's Next Top Model! but this season is pretty fucking boring. other noteworthy shows: Veronica Mars (the script is fucking awesome!), the Tyra Banks Show, Taradise, AbFab, and all the mandatory shit (arrested dev, curb, bwe)
39} Ever photoshopped yourself to look better in a picture?
if by looking better you mean cutting ugly people out of the picture, then yes.
40} Tell us something about your childhood.
i was the boss
41} What would it cost for you to flash the person next to you?
enough alcohol that i'd do it for free
42} Best time to catch you in a good mood?
who cares. how boring.
43} If you could be anything for one day, what would it be?
the reincarnation of pt barnum
44} Most prized possesion?
my virginity
45} Would you ever sell it?
ok
46} What is one of your pet peeves?
friendships
47} Favorite kind of ice cream?
gelato - any flavor
48} Coolest thing that happened today:
the birth of the 'hello kitty camera/jasmin' relationship, tacos, sleeping in
Labels: survey
¶ 12:40 PM
:Not KBIG. it's gone. R.I.P. Disco Workout Lunch Hour.
:Gossip Girl remains the hottest show on tv. Honorable Mention: America's Most Smartest Model!!!
:The Road by the dude who wrote Blood Meridien who's name has escaped me because that book scares me so i refuse to bring it into the bedroom with me.
:* 99cent Taco Tuesdays at El Torito followed by Dollar Scoops Tuesdays at Baskin Robbins. i only eat on tuesdays.