Thursday, November 03, 2005
bill cosby would be pleased
Chick: My dad would shit a brick. Like he would actually shit outan actual brick.
--Brighton Beach
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Girl: So wait, is skullfucking only in the eye?
--13th & 5th
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Hobo: Spare some change?...Why are you so selfish?
Man: Why are you so poor?
--West 4th Street & 6th Avenue
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Girl: Oh my god, you skullfucked a snowman? That definitely was porn!
Guy: It wasn't porn, it was art. I was covered in blue glitter.
Girl: Sweetie, that just makes it gay porn.
--Times Square ¶ 1:39 AM
--Brighton Beach
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Girl: So wait, is skullfucking only in the eye?
--13th & 5th
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Hobo: Spare some change?...Why are you so selfish?
Man: Why are you so poor?
--West 4th Street & 6th Avenue
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Girl: Oh my god, you skullfucked a snowman? That definitely was porn!
Guy: It wasn't porn, it was art. I was covered in blue glitter.
Girl: Sweetie, that just makes it gay porn.
--Times Square ¶ 1:39 AM
:Not KBIG. it's gone. R.I.P. Disco Workout Lunch Hour.
:Gossip Girl remains the hottest show on tv. Honorable Mention: America's Most Smartest Model!!!
:The Road by the dude who wrote Blood Meridien who's name has escaped me because that book scares me so i refuse to bring it into the bedroom with me.
:* 99cent Taco Tuesdays at El Torito followed by Dollar Scoops Tuesdays at Baskin Robbins. i only eat on tuesdays.