i used my slut charm on my hot bitch of a professor and got that bitch to let me take that class i need so i can graduate, even though that shit was already closed! check.
speech. check.
paper on dead bitches that lived in LA. check.
video journal. check.
meet with bio prof. check.
biodiversity article. check.
WATCH NEW EP OF ANTM: CHECK!!! did any of you bitches watch this shit??? if you didn't you way missed out. the crazy alcoholic bitch, lisa:
dressed up like a to' up hoodrat and in her confessional said that the other bitches need to binge on some cookies so they can stop hating on her.......
peed on herself while wearing a giant diaper on a photo shoot with the "Wild Boys" because Steve-O liked one of the other stupid skanks..............
and continued to be the crazy mess that she is!!!! .......
i love that slut!!! she's so fucking gross! i can't wait till this bitch has a breakdown and pees on Tyra. oh my god, i hope this bitch wins. she would be the best Next Top Model because those bitches never actually do anything and this bitch will definitely end up in some sex tape or some drug bust!!!
also, the winner of this episodes challenge got to be on an episode of VERONICA MARS!!! the lesbian won. it was hot bitches.
i'm almost done with everything else. i should be doing my television midterm........but blah, i'd much rather watch vintage Duffster on cable. yeah, and by vintage i totally mean fat.
:Not KBIG. it's gone. R.I.P. Disco Workout Lunch Hour.
:Gossip Girl remains the hottest show on tv. Honorable Mention: America's Most Smartest Model!!!
:The Road by the dude who wrote Blood Meridien who's name has escaped me because that book scares me so i refuse to bring it into the bedroom with me.
:* 99cent Taco Tuesdays at El Torito followed by Dollar Scoops Tuesdays at Baskin Robbins. i only eat on tuesdays.