crap/not crap it's been a while.............

today's crap/not crap:

Vanity Fair's cover story on Kate Moss: CRAP CRAP CRAPITTY CRAP.

boring and useless. best thing about this article is the topless picture of La Moss and the super hot pics of her with Pete Doherty. They are the hottest slut couple ever. i love La Moss, she's one of my heroes for sure....but that article was fucking lame!!

Every other article in this months Vanity Fair: TOTALLY SO NOT CRAP!

there are some seriously awesome articles in this issue. so far my faves:

• the article about how republicans want to kill PBS. that article is hot.
• also the article about how rich, important people say shit like "I see no point at all in being poor" oh my god that's hot. the queen mum (also totally one of my faves) is supposed to have said that when they took her ass through some ghetto one day!! that article is way hot.
• the Dominick Dunne Diary feature is hot mostly beacause it ties Robert Blake to Truman Capote (whom i way love)
• the ads are hot because they give me more things to put on my hot xmas list. seriously bitches, i am all about receiving gifts so if you bitches would like a copy of my hot xmas list let my ass know! i am not stingy with that! but only ask if you are going to buy my ass something hot. if not, then don't tease me. hot sluts don't like that shit.

there are other articles i haven't gotten to yet that look promisingly hot. like the woody allen one, the one about Domenico Dolce and Stefano Gabana being gay on a boat (ok so the article is mostly a giant picture with 1 paragrpah about those bitches, but the picture is hot enough to frame and give to your most beloved gay), the article about the battle between the Equal and Sweet 'n Low Corporations because those articles always have some hot underground scandal going on and are basically like a Danielle Steele book, and the Arianna Huffington article because that bitch cracks me up.

ok bitches i have to get ready for stupid class....you can go back to "working" now, whores.

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