HOT SLUT HISTORY LESSON: 30,000 Calorie Sandwich
ladies and whores, meet the 30,000 calorie sandwich! this shit is so fucking hot. my entire body is watering.

ok so anyone that knows my ass knows that i love fat. like i love junk food almost as much as i love throwing that shit up after. (jk jk calm down ho's). so when i saw this hot bitch of a sandwich, i knew that i could die, that very day, a happy slut with the knowledge that somewhere out there, my true soul mate existed!!!!!!

...........so i will never have the pleasure of enjoying that mess of a sandwich....unfortunately i have been blessed with the kind of temperament that does not take kindly to the most delicious form of energy in the world: fried fat fat obese delicious things.

basically if i smelled this sandwich i would probably turn into this:

but im glad that the student bitch who put his 47$ together to concoct it did!!!!!!!

(bonus points if you know who the hot bible bitch is!!!!! that slut is fucking awesome! she totally made my wednesday! i actually opted to watch her ass over veronica mars this week.)

so here is the ingredient run down:

Fried Mushrooms, Bacon, Onion rings, Ground Beef, Corndogs, Swiss Cheese, Provolone Cheese, Cheddar Cheese, Sliced Ham, Sliced Turkey, Pastrami, Sliced Roast Beef, Bratwurst, Braunschweiger, Wheat Bread, Lettuce, Feta Cheese, Italian Salad Dressing, Oregeno, Salt & Pepper, butter, Parmesan Cheese, Canola Oil....and here is the breakdown......

Food ------------------------ Calories
Fried Mushrooms – 15 -------- 450
Bacon – 14 pieces ----------- 990
Onion rings – 18 ------------ 1140
Ground Beef – 1/4 lb. ------- 293
Corndogs – 2 ---------------- 540
Swiss Cheese – 4 slices ----- 425
Provolone Cheese – 4 slices - 397
Cheddar Cheese – 4 slices --- 455
Sliced Ham – 1/4 lb. -------- 184
Sliced Turkey – 1/4 lb. ----- 181
Pastrami – 1/4 lb. ---------- 394
Sliced Roast Beef – 1/4 lb. - 200
Bratwurst – 1 --------------- 510
Braunschweiger – 1/4 lb. ---- 580
Wheat Bread – 1 lb. --------- 1030
Lettuce – 1/2 head ---------- 25
Feta Cheese – 4 oz. --------- 350
Italian Salad Dressing – 6 oz 480
Oregeno – 50 grams ---------- 438
Salt & Pepper – 50 grams ---- 0
Butter – 1/2 lb. ------------ 1600
Parmesan Cheese – 100 grams - 465
Canola Oil – 154 Tbsp. ------ 18,432
Total ----------------------- 29,559

the bitch that made this sandwich is fucking hot. i don't know how long it took for his ass to eat that shit, but i do know that i would not be a happy toilet to see that shit come out.  ¶ 12:12 PM