unless you've paid for my food or alcohol in the last month or so, these pictures won't mean anything to you ok whores.....so in lieu of a lesson, you sluts can delight in these telling and heartwarming photographs: a peek in the life of a young slut........

ok so for reals though, i love these pictures because they captured the only moments of real social interaction (real = there was alcohol/food as well as a considerable amount of strangers present) i've had outside my usual day to day, week to week relationships. thanks bitches for paying for my fun. oh yeah and for your company too.

also thanks for helping me realize that alcohol sabaticals are completely debilitating and only lead to shame for i'm not the drunk i used to be. i have become a cheap easy version of my former self and i am not proud. these are so my scarlett letter..............ok not really. but thanks bitches, for getting me drunker than i've been in months!


Smash Party
























So B and I totally moonlight as the hot birthday party committee for the sluts we love. here we are celebrating this month's hot slut birthdays: fraternity rob, trucker marni, and csuMike. these sluts are so lucky to know us. especially fraternity rob because only a real freind fashions a shot out of the leftover melted ice/watery alcohol at the bottom of her glass. i am such a cheap ass whore.



































this is hugo. this slut was hanging out in some tank at that cabrillo aquarium place in San Pedro. He's a hot bitch because he is probably worth a good 125$ at any fine dining establishment. it's hot that he can be a fat mess and be worth more money for being fat than for having an eating disorder. hollywood shmollywood.







Pumpkin Party











me and the bitches at the parade. we were with more bitches (a cher bitch, a dolly bitch, some indiana jones whore, some lesbian that made out with one of my sluts, some sailor slut, and some dude that was something i didnt understand but he had a greek accent so i just told myself he was that for halloween.....but i don't know what happened to those bitches....the abbey was totally the black hole of weho that nite.) oh also, i totally regret not taking more pictures with hot strangers' costumes, but when you're drunk and as self absosorbed as i, the world ceases to exist beyond me, the sluts, and elton john......

maybe next year.


















failed attempt to ride off into the sunset.....what a dumb whore.




























caught in the act - stallion and i sharing an intimate slut moment.

























ok so at this point, i have no idea where i am or what is going on. if it wasn't for B capturing this moment, it would have faded away into the obscure land of blacked out moments........seriously, what kind of gd slut rolls around on concrete with a stuffed animal named stallion?  ¶ 11:11 AM