update: i'm not dead! nor is my madre-slut!
I MADE IT HOME.....
and i didnt have to beat any bitches down! in fact all of South OC was super nice to my ass. it was hot! they must be able to tell i have a white boyfriend. it's all good; if that's what it takes, im ok with that.
so my mother-slut not only bought me a super hot power lunch, she bought all my shit at the container store and didnt smack me upside the head everytime i pointed out all the overpriced crap at fashion island i thought would look hot under the xmas tree (with my name on it of course)!
that is probably it, though, for mother/slut bonding. i won't want to look at that bitch for a good week or so and she probably feels the same way. it's hot that my mom and i totally don't like being in each others company for very long. i mean i'll see her around the house and crap but i can run away or hide behind my dad or something. when i am stuck in car with her i don't have that luxury nor does she, so we only do it like once a year. i love us.
well bitches, i have to go container my room now. have a hot tuesday night.