Thursday, December 01, 2005
christmas shoppers are something ugly!!!
omg, bitches.....so today i went xmas shopping and seriously, every fucking scary ass mom bitch was out and ready to take my ass down!!!!
here is the recap: one bitch pushed my ass...hard, another bitch tried to race me to some hot shit (but i totally beat that bitch to it and then that slut had the nerve to hex my ass..and follow me around!!!! total crazy), and like 234 mom whores tried to run me down with their strollers...i think one bitch tried to throw her baby at me...but her baby was like huge so she couldnt throw him far.......oh and i swear i almost got kidnapped.... i am way not pleased.
on a happier note...........
this bitch was eliminated last night on ANTM:
even though i really hated Jayla it was hot that she gave that slut Bre a fucking Benadryl before their photo shoot!!! she gave it to Bre to help that bitch with her "migraines".....betrayal in disguise is way way totally hot. other than that though, this bitch was boring and was barely evil...like a 4 out of 10. way lame. this bitch had no bidness being in the Top 4 so im way glad she's out da house!
....and in even happier news.....
this will be on ABC tonight:
here is the recap: one bitch pushed my ass...hard, another bitch tried to race me to some hot shit (but i totally beat that bitch to it and then that slut had the nerve to hex my ass..and follow me around!!!! total crazy), and like 234 mom whores tried to run me down with their strollers...i think one bitch tried to throw her baby at me...but her baby was like huge so she couldnt throw him far.......oh and i swear i almost got kidnapped.... i am way not pleased.
on a happier note...........
this bitch was eliminated last night on ANTM:
even though i really hated Jayla it was hot that she gave that slut Bre a fucking Benadryl before their photo shoot!!! she gave it to Bre to help that bitch with her "migraines".....betrayal in disguise is way way totally hot. other than that though, this bitch was boring and was barely evil...like a 4 out of 10. way lame. this bitch had no bidness being in the Top 4 so im way glad she's out da house!
....and in even happier news.....
this will be on ABC tonight:
the actor pope is totally hot......
ok right so "Have No Fear: The Hot Life of Pope John Paul 2" airs on ABC tonight at 8pm. i don't know why this bitch's life is hot, but dude, the commercials are awesome because they have hot drama music that make you scared and excited. i totally love that. plus i am sick of being wasted on thursdays so i am way stoked to be spending my night with a hot religious dude. all you dirty, sinful, darksided sluts should be too.
oh shit so i just read about this movie on ABC.com and this movie will totally not disappoint in hotness!!! I like that the producers of this movie also produced a movie called Jesus. that is so hot!! i am making a movie called Jasmin. it will be hot too.
¶ 1:33 AM
:Not KBIG. it's gone. R.I.P. Disco Workout Lunch Hour.
:Gossip Girl remains the hottest show on tv. Honorable Mention: America's Most Smartest Model!!!
:The Road by the dude who wrote Blood Meridien who's name has escaped me because that book scares me so i refuse to bring it into the bedroom with me.
:* 99cent Taco Tuesdays at El Torito followed by Dollar Scoops Tuesdays at Baskin Robbins. i only eat on tuesdays.