Friday, December 23, 2005
hey sluts,
check out this hot pinata i made one night. joan rivers is hard to hottify. even in pinata form.
i know that shit looks like joan's big plastic face is super imposed, but it isn't you dumb whores. a hot slut would never fake it. but i did print out that bitches face from a picture i googled and glued it on, which is exactly how her real face stays on her head anyways. i'm hot. merry day before xmas eve. i better be getting a fucking present from each and everyone of you whores tomorrow!!!! you bitches better come through or it's curtains! just kidding sluts. i'll give you till after new years...... ¶ 8:49 PM
check out this hot pinata i made one night. joan rivers is hard to hottify. even in pinata form.
i know that shit looks like joan's big plastic face is super imposed, but it isn't you dumb whores. a hot slut would never fake it. but i did print out that bitches face from a picture i googled and glued it on, which is exactly how her real face stays on her head anyways. i'm hot. merry day before xmas eve. i better be getting a fucking present from each and everyone of you whores tomorrow!!!! you bitches better come through or it's curtains! just kidding sluts. i'll give you till after new years...... ¶ 8:49 PM
:Not KBIG. it's gone. R.I.P. Disco Workout Lunch Hour.
:Gossip Girl remains the hottest show on tv. Honorable Mention: America's Most Smartest Model!!!
:The Road by the dude who wrote Blood Meridien who's name has escaped me because that book scares me so i refuse to bring it into the bedroom with me.
:* 99cent Taco Tuesdays at El Torito followed by Dollar Scoops Tuesdays at Baskin Robbins. i only eat on tuesdays.