Wednesday, December 21, 2005
mmmm.....hookers
holy fucking shit bitches.....today was the longest day in the history of jasmin. i am far too exhausted to talk about that shit right now.....
but i am not too tired to talk about the awesomeness that is the L Ron Hubbard Winter Wonderland!!! oh my god that is the greatest thing to grace hollywood boulevard since the fat black dude that dresses up like Jason Vorhees!!! seriously whores, if you live in the Los Angeles area and are not lame, you will go to the L Ron Hubbard Winter Wonderland and relish in the winteryness, and holiday cheer it brings to all the homeless crazies and hot homeless hookers of our beloved boulevard!!!! it is so hot you guys. we wanted a picture with scientology santa but that bitch wasn't going to be available until 5pm and we had dates with cocktails for that time.....we got to H-town at about 10am so we were not about to wait for that bitch to show up.....we took our own hot scientology wonderland pictures which i will post up when Brian and Marissa give me their pictures....but until then:
but i am not too tired to talk about the awesomeness that is the L Ron Hubbard Winter Wonderland!!! oh my god that is the greatest thing to grace hollywood boulevard since the fat black dude that dresses up like Jason Vorhees!!! seriously whores, if you live in the Los Angeles area and are not lame, you will go to the L Ron Hubbard Winter Wonderland and relish in the winteryness, and holiday cheer it brings to all the homeless crazies and hot homeless hookers of our beloved boulevard!!!! it is so hot you guys. we wanted a picture with scientology santa but that bitch wasn't going to be available until 5pm and we had dates with cocktails for that time.....we got to H-town at about 10am so we were not about to wait for that bitch to show up.....we took our own hot scientology wonderland pictures which i will post up when Brian and Marissa give me their pictures....but until then:
(and no bitches, i know what you are thinking but that is not me, brian OR marissa in that hot pink mini skirt! that's a hot tourist mexican bitch that stalked us all the way to hollywood and highland!! she was hot!)
¶ 1:31 AM
:Not KBIG. it's gone. R.I.P. Disco Workout Lunch Hour.
:Gossip Girl remains the hottest show on tv. Honorable Mention: America's Most Smartest Model!!!
:The Road by the dude who wrote Blood Meridien who's name has escaped me because that book scares me so i refuse to bring it into the bedroom with me.
:* 99cent Taco Tuesdays at El Torito followed by Dollar Scoops Tuesdays at Baskin Robbins. i only eat on tuesdays.