my thoughts on the god awful pope movie here are my pope movie highlights:

ok first, that it was called "Have No Fear" was hot! mostly because that title is totally misleading..... i don't get why they would call this movie that because nothing in this movie would make me question my fear level. it's hot that the people behind the movie thought it should be called that though, i really like those bitches. i really want to see "Jesus" the movie now.

ok.....then, the pope had a weird accent. i don't know what polish people sound like, but i highly doubt they sounded anything like the pope actor. he was not hot in the accents department.

i did totally appreciated the cameo by the hot Salvadoran slut Oscar Romero who was like a hot archbishop dude who was assassinated. he was hot because the pope called his ass a Marxist and then oscar was all "whatever bitch, the church is totally the oppressor" and then the pope was all "hell no slut, don't even say that..." and then oscar felt bad and then kissed the pope's hand and the pope was all " i hope you stop being a sissy bitch.....just deal with it, fack.... now get out of my face already" so then oscar left and then like 2 seconds later in the next scene that bitch was assassinated. that part was hot.

ok so then....then i totally got bored......but then i came back and it was the end when the pope was dead and it was hot because they used like real footage of people at Vatican City.....which was weird but hot......and then at the very very end...there was an awesome montage of scenes of the actor pope from through out the movie......which was also weird.

ok the stupid movie sucked and i am still not getting into heaven......but my snowglobe remains awesome....so i'm cool with that.  ¶ 3:15 AM