(pope snowglobe....you are totally jealous i own this arent you whores?)


holy shit im so excited....the pope movie is about to start. no one call my ass or anything. already two of you have tried to tempt my ass to turn my back on PJP2!!! you whores are a bunch of wretched evil slut devils and will totally not go to slut heaven.

ok so before i forget here is some hot Laguna Beach gossip i stole from the Best Week Ever site who stole it from some other bitches....it's totally the hottest gossip ever, check this shit out (the following is a straight cut and paste from best week ever who cut and pasted it from somewhere else):
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Random story........from an unknown source.

"I went to lunch yesterday with my sister and her friend Miss K. Miss K. happens to work for Oprah. The other day, she was in the Harpo studios cafeteria getting breakfast, when lo and behold, there they were - Kristin, Jessica, Alex H. Alex M. and Taylor. Turns out they went to school with one of Harpo's marketing assistants and were there as her guests for the show. Miss K is a huge fan and was freaking out a bit (and she doesn't even freak out over celebrities!) and the marketing director said she would have the Laguna Beach girls stop by her office before they left." Source: Unknown

So, there they were, the LB girls and Miss K which gave Miss K a chance to ask some pressing questions........here is the scoop:

• Jessica is not very smart (duh!) nor very pretty in person. She is in community college and not doing a whole lot. Miss K. asked her if her parents were mortified by her behavior - she said they weren't exactly pleased. She just used Jeff (boy that was at end of season) didn't really like him, just wanted someone to make out with.

• Stephen and Jason are good friends and live together in LA, but Jason is always at L.C's. Turns out he and LC never broke up and are still dating.

• Also, turns out Jason has some MAJOR issues - the reason he didn't go to graduation.......he didn't graduate. He failed his senior year. Ditto for Talan.

• More on Jason - he has been in and out of rehab about 3 times in the past year. He is also bipolar and is on some major medication. His grandparents are the wealthy ones and his parents don't really work -just live off of the grandparents.

• More on Talan - his mom used to be some actress so is pretty well-connected in Hollywood. The engagement to Kimberly Stewart is just a publicity stunt - they aren't really engaged. His mom is trying to coach him on getting himself into the limelight.

• Stephen and Kristin are dating - they just got back from a vacation together in Hawaii - she's not really dating that Jenner guy - another publicity stunt. Kristin is trying to "make it" in Hollywood.

• Taylor is at school at the University of Arizona.• Alex H. and Alex M. are roommates. Alex M. is trying to make it in the music world and Alex H. dates a guy in Alex M.'s backup band.

• Another tidbit - Jason used to hit (ie, abuse) Alex M. when they dated. Per Alex M., the reason you didn't see that in the show is b/c MTV was trying to sell a fantasy. That is also why you don't see Alex M. and Jason actually break up.

• LC is supposedly the meanest person of the bunch - they say she is the least approachable.

• Another thing, is apparently MTV and BMW have some sort of deal, which is why you always see them driving around in BMWs - ie, Kristin's dad didn't really buy her the BMW - she got it from MTV.

---------------------------------------------

if you heart Laguna Beach you will know how hot all that information is!! if you don't, then you are seriously nowhere near hot because all hot bitches know that Laguna Beach is made of hotness and would have been a loyal watcher....and be on Kristin's side...that bitch is hot.

........the pope is on.....seriously, the actor pope is hot. ok gotta go, this shit has started.

ps- gael is still beautiful: