WHERE ARE MY GD PRESENTS, sluts!!.......MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU NASTY BUNCH OF DIRTY HOOKERS!!!!
....you bitches probably have gohnorrea now. paris has that ability. you don't even have to be near her cooch!!! merry xxxmas whores!
ps- pam's xmas card is the hottest thing ever. i wish i thought of it myself....there is no way i could beat it, so you bitches will just have to settle for these assholes' xmas card....it's hot that there is no sign of xmas anywhere on this card!!! paris' dad is the biggest schmuck-face ever. i dont know if he is a for reals asshole, but his face totally is.
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