Monday, January 09, 2006
2 SLUTS RECONCILE!
other hotness:
the new space mountain because the inside got a makeover and went from 1963 to 1993, while the actual ride went from 1980 to 1968; it's awesome. also, the music makes me feel like james bond and the people that were in front of us in line basically dry humped in front of us. they were like 14 and the dude's mom was totally into it. it was scary.
.....did i mention how delicious the corndogs are?
yeah, the tower of terror was hot as usual because i forgot how it makes you totally kick the people in front of you in the head. and the people in front of us sucked, so that was hot.
i would have posted more pictures, but i didn't take any because i really only go to disneyland for the castle (corndog, not that other whore castle) so, yeah....there you go. but i do love that video game ride. so now i go for that too.
¶ 1:10 AM 
2 hot sluts have decided to get back together....here is their slut statement:
"After a six-month split, Jasmin and Disneyland have decided to reconcile. These bitches have decided they can not live without each other any longer and have signed a one year contract to try and work things out. Jasmin has already moved back into Corndog Castle and Disneyland has already provided many moments of child abuse by crazy slut mom's for Jasmin's enjoyment. They ask that you please respect their space as they renew their hot slut of a relationship. Thanks bitches, you're hot."
yeah. i am totally dickmatized. goddamn corndogs!
(if you do not know, california adventure has the best corndogs in the entire world. they are worth the annual pass. no joke bitches. i am no lightweight when it comes to corndogs! BRING IT ON WHORES!)
(if you do not know, california adventure has the best corndogs in the entire world. they are worth the annual pass. no joke bitches. i am no lightweight when it comes to corndogs! BRING IT ON WHORES!)
other hotness:
the new space mountain because the inside got a makeover and went from 1963 to 1993, while the actual ride went from 1980 to 1968; it's awesome. also, the music makes me feel like james bond and the people that were in front of us in line basically dry humped in front of us. they were like 14 and the dude's mom was totally into it. it was scary.
.....did i mention how delicious the corndogs are?
yeah, the tower of terror was hot as usual because i forgot how it makes you totally kick the people in front of you in the head. and the people in front of us sucked, so that was hot.
i would have posted more pictures, but i didn't take any because i really only go to disneyland for the castle (corndog, not that other whore castle) so, yeah....there you go. but i do love that video game ride. so now i go for that too.
:Not KBIG. it's gone. R.I.P. Disco Workout Lunch Hour.
:Gossip Girl remains the hottest show on tv. Honorable Mention: America's Most Smartest Model!!!
:The Road by the dude who wrote Blood Meridien who's name has escaped me because that book scares me so i refuse to bring it into the bedroom with me.
:* 99cent Taco Tuesdays at El Torito followed by Dollar Scoops Tuesdays at Baskin Robbins. i only eat on tuesdays.