bonjour skanks!!!!!

im back from begas. that shit was off da hizzy!!! i ate mesa, and ate mesa again. also, i won 1500 big ones and i drank a free bottle of champagne. oh and i got a hot pair of socks. and i met two moochers that are officially on my "hell to da naw" list!!! and i thought i saw ice-t, but then i looked and the whore he was with wasn't the wife whore "bunny" or whatever that bitches name is so i decided it must not be him. and nikki hilton was infesting the air of my hotel. and the countdown was all about us, again. and there were a lot of hookers. real ones. and i was way stoked. and i ate really excellent goat cheese and prociutto pizza. and i cant spell prociutto. and i am in love with bathrooms that have flat screen tv's in them. and i am way excited about it finally being NFL Playoffs time. and college football bowl games are hot. and there were lots of mooks in vegas ready for some gine (pronounced giiiiine). and i found out many intimate details about many of my brothers dude friends. and those details almost made me pee my pants at dinner. and the dessert at mesa is not up to par with Bobby Flay's master chefing because the pastry chef is a talentless slut. and i really love langston hughes. and pringle kicked ass at roulette and paid for tivo. and nipple was not the theme of new years as i had predicted, but gay dancing was. and we saw a middle aged lady whore wearing a leather cap. pringle wanted some. ok not really, but i did. and i ate two plates of mini french pastires for two, so i ate for four. it was awesome. and we were stuck at the aiport with hundreds of old people. it was sickening. and my mom stayed an extra day which was awesome cos even one day without her is like a 3 week vacation. and when i got home charlie peed on me, then he lost his voice. and today i slept, ate chocolate, and tried to revive charlie's bark.

i will never get used to writing 2006. damn.
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