Thursday, January 05, 2006
the boob tube is hot
damnit, why are they making me wait a whole week for trouble!
so im way disappointed that tonight was not the day that Marissa's sister aka: trouble(....ok i seriously love the commercial) was going to comeback to the OC. But the movie the Hot Chick was on instead, so that was rad. I havent really been keeping up with the OC because i think Laguna Beach is so much hotter, but since the Laguna Beach season ended and Marissa Cooper's sister looks seriously hot and full of tweeny evil, i think they might be able to win me back. Plus i miss Julie Coopers whoreish devily-ness....though i hear she is much less hookerish these days. Lame.
ok onto other television news.......so i am never able to get to any channel past Lifetime because that channel is a total lady-drama-trap and gets me every fucking time!! but last nite i was able to escape it, mainly cos i didn't understand the movie...it was surprisingly overly complicated, even for lifetime, and i was finally able to catch Project Runway on it's usual night!!!!
.....i totally have to profess my love for that hot slut of a man(?), Santino Rice. My fellow blogger/hot slut Pamcakes Pamaslut can't stand that bitch, and i completely understand....he is full of evil and insanity and all things unlikeable which is probably why i love him so. the bitch is nuts!
this bitch is hot, though, because he talks shit about other boring sluts ( i totally loved when he said those boring whores had never been laid! that is so classic high school popular bitch talk!! totally hot.) , throws tantrums, and because he told that stupid cunt from Elle to fuck off (well not exacly, but sort of...i hate that whore though!!! she doesnt know what she's talking about...especially in that lingerie episode..........Galliano never thought of Liederhosen Lingerie! Santino thought up that mess all on his own!! and it was a FUG mess too!!! though she totally gave him a backhanded compliment by comparing him to one of my hot slut HEROES..Alexander McQueen, because mcqueen makes some fey ass shit!!! that was hot!).
anyway, the bitch (Slutino) is hot for many many reasons and i am totally rooting for him to stay till the end. but i don't want him to win, because him losing would be the hottest thing to be captured on film EVER!! i can NOT wait!
ok so sluts that i am on the fence about: Chloe...she's fucking boring and i hate how she's kind of mean because she reminds of the kind of sluts i always end up doing group projects with who try to tell me what to do and then i have to put the smack down. i hate that. but her designs are hot. well i only saw 2 episodes so i can't really say...but i liked the dress she made for Nikki Hilton...
damnit, why are they making me wait a whole week for trouble!
so im way disappointed that tonight was not the day that Marissa's sister aka: trouble(....ok i seriously love the commercial) was going to comeback to the OC. But the movie the Hot Chick was on instead, so that was rad. I havent really been keeping up with the OC because i think Laguna Beach is so much hotter, but since the Laguna Beach season ended and Marissa Cooper's sister looks seriously hot and full of tweeny evil, i think they might be able to win me back. Plus i miss Julie Coopers whoreish devily-ness....though i hear she is much less hookerish these days. Lame.
ok onto other television news.......so i am never able to get to any channel past Lifetime because that channel is a total lady-drama-trap and gets me every fucking time!! but last nite i was able to escape it, mainly cos i didn't understand the movie...it was surprisingly overly complicated, even for lifetime, and i was finally able to catch Project Runway on it's usual night!!!!
.....i totally have to profess my love for that hot slut of a man(?), Santino Rice. My fellow blogger/hot slut Pamcakes Pamaslut can't stand that bitch, and i completely understand....he is full of evil and insanity and all things unlikeable which is probably why i love him so. the bitch is nuts!
this bitch is hot, though, because he talks shit about other boring sluts ( i totally loved when he said those boring whores had never been laid! that is so classic high school popular bitch talk!! totally hot.) , throws tantrums, and because he told that stupid cunt from Elle to fuck off (well not exacly, but sort of...i hate that whore though!!! she doesnt know what she's talking about...especially in that lingerie episode..........Galliano never thought of Liederhosen Lingerie! Santino thought up that mess all on his own!! and it was a FUG mess too!!! though she totally gave him a backhanded compliment by comparing him to one of my hot slut HEROES..Alexander McQueen, because mcqueen makes some fey ass shit!!! that was hot!).
anyway, the bitch (Slutino) is hot for many many reasons and i am totally rooting for him to stay till the end. but i don't want him to win, because him losing would be the hottest thing to be captured on film EVER!! i can NOT wait!
ok so sluts that i am on the fence about: Chloe...she's fucking boring and i hate how she's kind of mean because she reminds of the kind of sluts i always end up doing group projects with who try to tell me what to do and then i have to put the smack down. i hate that. but her designs are hot. well i only saw 2 episodes so i can't really say...but i liked the dress she made for Nikki Hilton...
that other slut (she's a for real ones too!) diane or diana or whatever, she's hot too...but mostly cos she annoys Slutino and because i hate how she talks. her and slutino should mud wrestle! i would pay per view that shit.
there are other bitches that look like they might bring the hot drama but i dont remember them cos i havent seen enough episodes. i wish bravo would rerun this show more often! everytime i turn on Bravo, Carson (from queer eye) is trying to hump something. i'd much rather watch heidi and her hot accent....you're eder in or you're awt! she's fucking hot and she had seal's BABY!!!! that's rad.
oh and ps - EW why is it so fucking hot in LA! it's like 80 degrees!!!!! BLAH!
¶ 11:29 PM
:Not KBIG. it's gone. R.I.P. Disco Workout Lunch Hour.
:Gossip Girl remains the hottest show on tv. Honorable Mention: America's Most Smartest Model!!!
:The Road by the dude who wrote Blood Meridien who's name has escaped me because that book scares me so i refuse to bring it into the bedroom with me.
:* 99cent Taco Tuesdays at El Torito followed by Dollar Scoops Tuesdays at Baskin Robbins. i only eat on tuesdays.