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Thursday, January 26, 2006
  i've come to some conclusions



dear hookers, bitches, and skanks,


omg, everything has been all boring and lame lately. im over projrun. sorry whores, but it just doesnt pack quite the same punch as my beloved ANTM!! Slutino is still hot though.

i want to see brokeback mountain but no one wants to go with me because all the flamers i know went without me, fucking typical!

i think i might be addicted to boba but am trying not to be. i seriously used to hate boba, but the other day brian and i had a boba date and i told the boba dude to put mini boba in my taro shake thing and seriously it was the most fun i've ever had drinking something that wasn't full of kettle or jameson. i think this is a sign of maturity.

i am most addicted to coffee, though. which is scary because i also used to hate coffee. oh no, my powers are reversing. instead of loving then hating, im hating then loving. i dont like this shift.

i have also realized i prefer ellen to oprah these days. oprah has been crap lately. all she does is make me question the straightness of my straight male friends (if you watch, you will know that oprah has centered an unsettling amount of her recent episodes on women who married gay men that didnt know they were gay), give me anxiety, and make me feel like i should feel fat (you know because that's what a middle aged woman does). ellen does none of the above.

i recently got the digital cable version of tivo, moxi, and am addicted to that too. i think moxi-ing will totally be a disease and i wont be able to stop recording crap. and by crap i mean CRAP. i will totally end up regularly recording Montel one day.
 




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