so last night brian, miss marni, and i decided to have a Steel Magnolias Pajama Party at brian's house and let me say it was beyond the hottest thing you could ever think of!!! Wait, actually, it was disgusting. i think i ate an entire vending machine's worth of processed food snacks. mmmm. fried chicharonnes!!!!

ok so i really think Steel Magnolias is seriously underrated among le gays. I also think there needs to be more respect paid to the ladies of Chaiquapin Parish, Louisiana and i want to see more fags aspire to be one of the bitches from Steel Magnolias! especially the Dolly Parton character....that bitch has some hot hair!!

so this movie definitely has some super hot moments........like when Julia Roberts' character has a Diabetic seizure and they make that bitch drink the orange juice, but she refuses and then Sally Fields has to get crazy on her...that shit is hot.....it is way reminiscent of the Ike and Tina "Cake" scene from 'What's Love Got To Do With It'.....both those scenes are pee in your pants funny, but in Steel Magnolias it's all about old bitches from the south with giant hair and stupid accents, so it makes everything like a hundred million thousand times hotter!!!!

so yeah i guess my point is that fags should love Steel Magnolias and dress up like them at the West Hollywood Halloween Parade more often. oh and also, eating pork rinds, popcorn, tortilla chips, flaming hot limon cheetos, cream cheese with salsa, sour cream with tapatio, an entire jug of sangria, some sees candy, and a box of valentines day supermarket brand cookies is not really a good idea. well, not within the span of 2 hours, at least.

the hot pajama party begins with brian getting us in the mood with a little serenading from Mimi and The Divine Miss Midler......

while Marni and i put together our "meal".......

a southern belle always wears a hat!! and a dolly parton t-shirt...yes, i am wearing a dollyworld t-shirt!

Brian is so weak sauce:

marni suffers the side effects of having a job (ew):

after those two whores woke up from their wine-induced catnaps, we watched a little golden girls.....here we are next to our GG counterparts:

...the end.

gotta go skanks, The OC just started and the Cooper child is ON!! that bitch is so HOT!! ok, bye whores.

¶ 7:54 PM