http://www.upn.com/shows/top_model6/

i am totally counting that shit down. it is the only thing in life that gives me true satisfaction.

ALSO.........

it was announced yesterday:

"Paris Hilton will be making a special live appearance at Montebello Town Center's Robinsons-May Thursday, February 9, 2006 from 5:00 PM to 7:00 PM. To receive an autograph, you must purchase $49 or more of one of her perfume lines. Space is limited. You have four choices of perfume to choose from: Paris Hilton Fragrance for men and women and Just Me Fragrance for men and women. Please see store associate for further details."

like everyone else, i hope that bitch dies. the SGV is no place for that dumb slut. on the other hand, cholas and that bitch are the hottest combo ever!!! i hope one of you sluts goes for me. unfortunately i'll be sitting in a classroom listening to some whore talk about some latino film crap next Thursday. maybe i can convince that bitch to take the class on a fieldtrip. it's relevant.

so after enduring the very trying first week of spring semester, i have finally come to terms with the fact that i will probably live in a deep dark cave for the next 4 months. i miss each and everyone of you whores already.

ok i'm already bored. 2006 is the year of yawn!!!! and old!!!!both which make me incredibly sleepy.

ps- i still love slutino, even though i hate the show. and even though many people have told me many bad things about him. he makes me tingle. ew, i know.

pss- and as i mentioned to Pam: i totally have an "if i were a gay man" crush on Daniel.....who incidentally looks a *kinda* like that guy Johnny who is my "if i were a character on 'The OC'" crush. i totally see a trend.......and yes, that trend is that i watch WAY too much tv.

-------------------------------UPDATE-------------------------

Bridge to February not so fabulous after all!! (uh, if you are a dumb slut that watches the OC and didn't already guess from the melodramatic commercials and haven't watched tonite's ep. don't keep reading...dumb whore!..... loves you.)

Johnny fucking died. what the hell. he was so hot and whiney and sad and all puppy dog like. he was a bitch, but a hot one and i will way miss his presence. i seriously hate ryan. he is sooooooooo boring. marissa is a stupid vagina whore for staying with ryan. my chewed up bubble yum bubble gum is more exciting than he is. mmm, that shit is so delicious the first three chews...then it tastes like cardboard!

ANYWAYS.... here is my ode to Johnny....you're hot surfingness will be missed, bitch. please come back as a ghost. or as his long lost twin brother. or on another show. that would be hot.

(seriously how boring and lame does ryan look. but Kaitlin is a hot slut. i seriously love that bitch more and more with each passing episode!!!!click here for more OC (it is the mother load for hot OC pics!!): FanBolt)

ok sorry, one more thing: anyone who watched projrun last nite, did you not LOVE the way that bitch that got eliminated flittered off the runway!!!!! i almost peed in my pants laughing!!! i seriously run like that all the time!!! hahahahahahahah oh god, im going to pee!!

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