i don't know how TC and Stef stand the cold. fo realz. even on the 1 "warm" day we saw, that shit was still too fucking cold. SHIT, it was cold when we got back to LA. god was seriously trying to kill me. that bitch knows i hate anything below 60 and anything over 75...but i'd way rather die from hot than cold..mainly because hot makes you want to eat ice cream. not that cold stops me from doing that...but still......

so after a three hour delay the plane finally arrived around 1am and when i walked outside that shit was seriously shocking. i totally felt like god hated me. it was a kind of cold i've never felt before. i needed a drink............

the next day we decided to try to look at shit. it was still fucking freezing. seriously, fuck that shit. cold is poo.

.....check it out....they have a hot scientology celebrity centre there!! that was my favorite part of the city for sure! it felt like home.....moving on......
Tony took us to OMSI, which probably stand for something hot...like Oregon Museum of Science Is for hot sluts:

then we put on a hot puppet show for the childrens (yeah not really, the childrens all hated us)....

tony c. that is just sick! the poor childrens.....

the museum had some hot Cartoon Network exhibit so we checked that shit out:

i totally had to push some bitches out da way so i could get my drawring on. fucking childrens don't know what the hell they're doing!

we saw some pictures of some bitches some hoes work/used to work with....hahahaha.......EM-BARASSING!

here's good old M-dawg:

and the big C:after laughing for a good 16 minutes, our asses took off and went outside to get some pictures of the cityscape...

dude, we totally saw an awesome real life submarine. that shit was huge. it was rad.

eventually we got the hell out of there and went to find a place to warm up....

....our asses headed into some bar/movie theatre and HELLZ YEAH, we got our beer on!

.....and it was beyond delicious!

We all felt MUCH better....

later on that night, out host bitches took us out to an art show and then our asses went to get our WASTED on across the street at some hot bar in the Hawthorne area.....whatever that means!.....

the next day was still fucking cold.....

but i'm a trooper so i got myself a frozen boba and went shopping so i was way pleased....
the next day we hit up the hot Japanese Gardens and got our tourist on......

here is this awesome frozen waterfall we saw at the garden!

that shit was awesome!

at some point i figured out how to use this hot color feature thingy on my camera....i'm hot! and fucking smart! DAMNZ!

after we hit up the garden, pringle took my ass to get some cold delicious refreshing GELATO! man that shit is soooo fucking good! i want to eat that shit in my death bed!!

after i devoured that ish, it was time to say adios to Portlandia and the goddamn freezing cold!

YAY! :) I want to take this opportunity to thank TC and Stef for being such lovely hosts!! BIG HUGS to both you dirty skanks!! had a blast!!!!

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