Tuesday, February 28, 2006
happy take out the trash day
happy fat coochday whores and sluts!! if you are a true whore/slut then today should totally be one of your favorite drinking days!!! i know how much all you dirty putas like to show your titties for some 30cent beads from some drunken trashy frat dude!!! i hope all you hookers are enjoying yourselves!!!
ok do you seriously not love this picture of paris??? this is one of the pictures that she had on her sidekick that got hacked into!! (um, obviously i used some hot photoshopping to cover up her nipples....) anyways after she took this picture she made out with some hot chick. i have that picture too but i know how some of you bitches "work" and i dont know how to do that thing where you click on a picture and you get to see the titties. so unless there is a demand for those pics y'all will just have to take my word for it.....she kisses a chick while her tittie is exposed....eh, it's not like you perverts havent seen that shit before anyways!
aight well i hope if you are a chick that your titties got the love and attention they deserved today. and if you are a dude, i hope you got to see some hot titties. i totally dont get how Mardi Gras is about boobs. it's totally about Jesus Christ and how he died for our sins. some people just have no respect. all i know is that i better see all of your dirty drunken asses at church tomorrow with some ash (no, not ASS....ASH) on your fucking foreheads!! ash wednesday is the hottest catholic day of the year, hands down!!!! i love seeing hobags with that shit on their forehead at bars and at the mall and stuff!!!! especially when it's chola's or OC trash!! YAY tomorrow!!! ¶ 10:06 PM
happy fat coochday whores and sluts!! if you are a true whore/slut then today should totally be one of your favorite drinking days!!! i know how much all you dirty putas like to show your titties for some 30cent beads from some drunken trashy frat dude!!! i hope all you hookers are enjoying yourselves!!!
ok do you seriously not love this picture of paris??? this is one of the pictures that she had on her sidekick that got hacked into!! (um, obviously i used some hot photoshopping to cover up her nipples....) anyways after she took this picture she made out with some hot chick. i have that picture too but i know how some of you bitches "work" and i dont know how to do that thing where you click on a picture and you get to see the titties. so unless there is a demand for those pics y'all will just have to take my word for it.....she kisses a chick while her tittie is exposed....eh, it's not like you perverts havent seen that shit before anyways!
aight well i hope if you are a chick that your titties got the love and attention they deserved today. and if you are a dude, i hope you got to see some hot titties. i totally dont get how Mardi Gras is about boobs. it's totally about Jesus Christ and how he died for our sins. some people just have no respect. all i know is that i better see all of your dirty drunken asses at church tomorrow with some ash (no, not ASS....ASH) on your fucking foreheads!! ash wednesday is the hottest catholic day of the year, hands down!!!! i love seeing hobags with that shit on their forehead at bars and at the mall and stuff!!!! especially when it's chola's or OC trash!! YAY tomorrow!!! ¶ 10:06 PM
:Not KBIG. it's gone. R.I.P. Disco Workout Lunch Hour.
:Gossip Girl remains the hottest show on tv. Honorable Mention: America's Most Smartest Model!!!
:The Road by the dude who wrote Blood Meridien who's name has escaped me because that book scares me so i refuse to bring it into the bedroom with me.
:* 99cent Taco Tuesdays at El Torito followed by Dollar Scoops Tuesdays at Baskin Robbins. i only eat on tuesdays.