omg whores....what if paris dies tomorrow?!!! i dont know if i should be praying or partying as i await the news but that bitches appearance at perhaps one of the least friendliest malls in Southern California, Montebello Town Center, is tomorrow night and i am beyond bummed that i will be missing this!! honestly, i've only been to this mall once in my life even though it's only like 10 minutes from my house....but those 10 minutes totally transport you into a land to be feared!!! - there are mad crazy amounts of un-approachable cholas that roam free here! if you don't know what a chola is, here is an example (this has been circulating lately):
...so basically sluts like this will be lining up to get an autograph from that piece of trash after they purchase $50 worth of her cheap ass "eau d'whore" frangrance!! DUDE!!!! she's so dying tomorrow!! yay.
(note: i want to mention that not ALL mexican women are cholas!!! but the ones in montebello probably are....)
so yeah. if any of you bitches are in or near the SGV area tomorrow night and have nothing to do, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE go to this and take pictures of the mayhem!! i hope a hot cholo hisses at her ass! omg, or a hot ranchero dude. that would be so rad! ranchero dudes do NOT fuck around...nor do they take no for an answer!! oh man, im so excited.
hm what else..............zzzzz.....
seriously, hollywood needs to lay off the smack and get back on the crack cos those bitches are being waaaaay tooooo lazy with their inappropriateness!!!
i want more diseases spread! i want nipple slips!! i want a sex tape!! ANYTHING is better than the crap we've been fed lately!!!!
....ok so i dont know about you, but when Heather Locklear's old haggard ass is making news, then you know something aint right!!!
..... i guess the worst thing that has happened is Britney not putting SPF (sean preston) in his baby seat and instead sitting him on her lap while she drove down PCH but big fucking deal......soccer mom bitches in my neighborhood do that shit all the time. i totally dont give a fuck. 
and as far as tv goes: projrun was only hot for like 2 seconds then got all boring again, i dont understand Lost nor have i become addicted though i've dabbled in it more than a few times, and i dont have the patience to watch awards shows so the Grammy's was way out of the question!!
the hottest thing on tv is the commercial for those breath mints with H-Duff and her guard dog/sister (because what better way to sell mints than to bring in the dog!!!!) haylie is fug. for reals. im so going to hell.
damn that's sad that this is as hot as it's been. paris HAS to die then! you know that bitch will do anything for good publicity and right now is the PERFECT moment for her to go!! damn, she's good!!
¶ 11:15 PM
:Not KBIG. it's gone. R.I.P. Disco Workout Lunch Hour.
:Gossip Girl remains the hottest show on tv. Honorable Mention: America's Most Smartest Model!!!
:The Road by the dude who wrote Blood Meridien who's name has escaped me because that book scares me so i refuse to bring it into the bedroom with me.
:* 99cent Taco Tuesdays at El Torito followed by Dollar Scoops Tuesdays at Baskin Robbins. i only eat on tuesdays.