more horrifying messes bitch is huge

when is this bitch's vagina going to open up and become the gateway to hell already!!??! i am so sick of school so i am hoping the birth of the alien will give me a good excuse to be absent for a while. i hope it's soon. it's starting to get warm and i would like to be eating ice cream while i wait for god and satan to fight over my hot soul. oh my god, i just got really excited. Team Apocalypse!

Part 2: a dirty snatch plus her vagina
i love this picture. this is paris at her 25th bday party last week. her cooch looks hot. anyways, this bitch is desperate to meet Pete Doherty (the love of my life) and that scares me: "I wanted to meet Pete Doherty when I was in the UK for the Brits but he wasn't at any of the parties." apparently this bitch cites Pete as the musical inspiration for her "upcoming" album. um, whatever. that is code for my vagina would like to sniff coke off pete's belly. OMG i just got really excited again! i amaze myself.  ¶ 12:10 AM