the upside of lazy WHORES! being lazy is hot. i have been lazy all week and i've totally been loving it. i was so lazy i forgot to tivo the OC. so if any of you whores saw that shit, please fill me in. you can email me if you dont want to leave it as a comment. ANYWAYS, while i was being lazy, all this crazy ass shit was happening on tv.

#1) BRAD WAS ELIMINATED from the gauntlet II! i know!!! totally lame! i was sooo hurt. seriously, he fills my life with more neanderthal than i could ever need and i love him dearly for it. god, i am sick. why do i love him so much???? i need help.

#2) Slutino lost the Proj Run. Lame!!!!! True, he totally did not deserve to win. But i think the way they made it obvious he was 3rd place was so sad. His collection was WAAAAAAAAAY hotter than Daniel's! ugh,i was disgusted. Daniel is no longer hot nor are his clothes. Chloe's shit was tight though. im glad bitch won. i totally want to go visit her store in Houston when im sick of laziness. even though the bitch gets on my nerves i cant deny the hotness of her designs and tailoring!!!

and finally....#3)TWO HOURS OF America's Next Top Model back to back premier!! oh my god it was so delicious!!!!! i cant get into it because i get WAY too excited (and im too lazy to recall all the hot happenings of the 2 hours) but this season will be RAAAAD!! every bitch is ugly! every one of them! and there's a katrina victim!! so you know Tyty will totally exploit her! it will rule!!

um im sure there was more hot tv than that but i was not about to interrupt the lazy and check. i doubt the OC was that hot because i hadnt seen any commercials that teased me with anything super salacious so i dont think i missed much. I doubt it was more entertaining than sitting for 3 hours at the gayest gay themed hamburger restaurant in Newport Beach (Hamburger Mary's) with my friends Kevs and Dez and Dez's rad cross-dressing co-worker Johno.

me and johno......he totally wore that veil all night:

kevs, me and Dez........johno and dez hit up the mary-oke:ok so at Mary's the waiters are outrageously gay and call you bitch and white trash and are basically totally attitude with you. our waiter told us he spit in our water and called me an old hag! he also told us that straight people are a disease. he only liked Johno. it was sooooo hot. there's also karaoke (which they call Mary-oke...HOT!), a drag show, and some other superly stereotypically gay shenanigans. it is decorated with legs that come out of the the ceiling and portraits of sluts that gays love and guitars (totally random)...oh oh, and you can sign up to become a very important mary (i have no idea what priviliges that carries but im sure its something truly fabulous!)...... you totally have to go.......but go drunk.....

p.s. i tried to get pictures of the place itself but my camera stopped working after the mary-oke action...so you'll just have to go see for yourselves!

p.p.s. there is one on Santa Monica Blvd., but i think the one in Newport might be bigger and gayer! seriously it was the best experience ive ever had. better than Mideival Times! it was so god awful!!!!!!!

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