Chola

What exactly are you wearing right now?

a XXXL sweatshirt my brother bought me at the 5 for $10 t-shirt store that has a HUGE screenprint of La Virgen de Guadalupe that's off-center. it was 2$. it's my fave., black "skinny" jeans (i refuse to call them tapered), a plastic diamond ring.

What is your current problem?

gossip, always

What do you love most?

television and booze and people

What makes you most happy?

profiteroles and jameson whiskey

If you could go back in time, and change something, what would it be?

i would have warned brit brit of her future and saved us all from the atrocity that is KFED

Ever have a near death experience?

oh my god several. all of them have been hot too.

Name an obvious quality you have.

psychic. trust me, you can tell.

What's the name of the song that's stuck in your head right now?

i dont know but it begins with the new Sean Paul song in my head and then i end up singing Grillz out loud......"smile for me daddy, what you lookin at, let me see ya grill, let me see my whaaat, ya, ya grill, ya, ya, ya grill"!! oh my god that song is hot!

Any celeb you would marry?

UH, HELLO!!!!!!!!! about 20. actually i hate marriage. the only way i would get married is if i was a cast member of Footballers Wives, and i got to wear a trashy wedding dress and throw champagne in someone's face.

Who will cut and paste this first?

popo zao

Name someone with the same birthday as you.

my friend karthika. oh oh and enrique iglesias!!! awww yeah.

Do you have a crush on someone?

i have a crush on anything i come into contact with, anything.

Have you ever vandalized someone's private property?

i have vandalized someones privates. does that count?

Have you ever been in a fight?

yes. i beat a bitch down and broke the door of the kitchen at the Tempest years ago!!!

ok, fine, i didnt beat anyone down. we were seperated before i could get to her and the door broke when my friend kicked it...but i still got banned from the place.

Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?

no. can't sing, too lazy, hate karaoke. it will never happen.

What's the first thing you notice about the OPPOSITE sex?

if they are or are not pete doherty

What do you usually order from Starbucks?

tall iced coffee unsweetened

Have you ever hurt yourself on purpose?

everytime i put a tube steak in my mouth. (HOT DOGS, you sick bitches! god.)

Say something totally random about you.

sdfksfankngknd

Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?

yes. usually when in some other country some kid will tell me i look like a random, old not really a celebrity anymore celebrity (ie: liz taylor, sophia loren, brooke shields, sylvester stallone- not kidding...) so i will buy gum from him. it always works. what can i say, im an easy sell.

How old are you?

however old you think i am

Do you wear a watch?

not usually. only when i go to begas.

Do you have anything pierced?

ears

Do you like to shop?

no :)

What was the last thing you paid for with cash?

french food and wine!

What was the last thing you paid for with a credit card?

groceries

Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone?

brian

What is on your desktop background?

this:

What is on the background of your cell?

this:

Do you like redheads?

no- them bitches are shady.

Do you know any twins?

yes. the olsens. duh. oh yeah in real life i know a few pairs.

Do you have any weird relatives?

i have idiot relatives. is that the same thing?

What was the last movie you watched?

Reds

What was the last book you read?

Exile's Return - Malcom Cowley

What is your favorite pair of pants that you own?

no pants. my favorite article of clothing is the lycra mini dress with a giant print of the mona lisa on it

Do you like to party?

no :)

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