Wednesday, April 19, 2006
...unto us a child is born.....
omg whores. the day has come. unfortunately, i am in no mood to write about it for several reasons....but mostly because i just came back from a gay piano bar (and that is gay as in homosexual and not gay as in, "that was gay") for old men that has exhausted me-not due to alcohol (i had water)- but because i spent the entire night trying to beat my friends at the porn game. my mind can't process anything that isn't a puzzle of half naked sluts and dudes. also, i'm kind of disappointed that the chosen one is a chick. i feel duped.
...Suri is totally an alien name, though.
....the brangelina baby better fucking bring it. i'm not about to be disappointed TWICE in one year!
farewell pillow/plastic stomach thing, i will miss you, you were such a good friend.......
¶ 2:54 AM 
omg whores. the day has come. unfortunately, i am in no mood to write about it for several reasons....but mostly because i just came back from a gay piano bar (and that is gay as in homosexual and not gay as in, "that was gay") for old men that has exhausted me-not due to alcohol (i had water)- but because i spent the entire night trying to beat my friends at the porn game. my mind can't process anything that isn't a puzzle of half naked sluts and dudes. also, i'm kind of disappointed that the chosen one is a chick. i feel duped.
...Suri is totally an alien name, though.
....the brangelina baby better fucking bring it. i'm not about to be disappointed TWICE in one year!
farewell pillow/plastic stomach thing, i will miss you, you were such a good friend.......
¶ 2:54 AM
:Not KBIG. it's gone. R.I.P. Disco Workout Lunch Hour.
:Gossip Girl remains the hottest show on tv. Honorable Mention: America's Most Smartest Model!!!
:The Road by the dude who wrote Blood Meridien who's name has escaped me because that book scares me so i refuse to bring it into the bedroom with me.
:* 99cent Taco Tuesdays at El Torito followed by Dollar Scoops Tuesdays at Baskin Robbins. i only eat on tuesdays.