call me La Slut hookers, last night i watched one of the greatest movies ever made in the history of movies!!!! although i have for YEARS heard a lot about this film, i never got around to actually watching it....mostly because no one would ever talk about what the movie was about, just that like, they watched it i guess. so when in my Bronze Screen class we were given the assignment to watch a Latino based film and write a paper about it, i decided this would be a good opportunity to watch this shit.....and bitches, it was dope!



Mi Vida Loca is seriously the hottest movie for the hottest of sluts. it's about two hot gangster chicks, Mousie (maribelle) and Sad Girl (mona), who live in ECHO PARQUE, ok, echo park, and are in the Echo Park gang. But the movie is not really about that shit. I mean that they are in a gang is a major part of who they are, but the movie is really about like everyday life and sluts being friends and the crap that hot sluts have to put up with to stay hot.

so the movie starts out with Mousie and Sad Girl bitching each other out. We soon find out the reason these two hot bitches are hating on each other is because Mousie's man, Ernesto, had a baby with Sad Girl. Then we find out that Mousie and Sad Girl were like BFF! stupid ernesto! anyway, so both Mousie and Sad Girl have that asshole's babies and those bitches can no longer stand each other. they like gross each other out and stuff!

so then blah blah they go into how it all happened and then there's like tia's and abuela's and a dude named Spooky and his hot wife Carmen and their kids, something hot (i forgot the name of the first kid they mention) and pepito who take Mousie in when her dad kicks her out....that part is hot......and yeah etc.....

ok so after they give you all that hot backstory, you catch up with these bitches as they come across each other and get into a hot bitch fight that goes something like:

mousie: Hey, BITCH
sad girl: what, BITCH?
mousie: You're a BITCH
sad girl: fuck you BITCH
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then it gets really hot:
mousie: tonight meet me at the logs "where you became a slut with my vato. and don't be a leva." BITCH

OH MY GOD THAT PART IS SERIOUSLY SO HOT I MELTED!!!!!!!!

ok so then they go into like stupid ernesto's side of the story where he narrates and we find out that ho is a crack dealer and shit. i love when a different person narrates because i like how they each say "ECHO PARQUE"! that shit is hot. i always used to call Echo Park "ECHO PARQUE" but i didnt know it was cos of Mi Vida Loca!!! ok pero anyways, that shit continues and blah blah shit goes down and so on and so on.

the best part of Ernesto's story is when he buys a hot truck called Suavecito that has a hot gangster chick painted on it and the song Suavecito plays! that song is rad. it's also hot when he says he didn't tell his bitches that he got the firme ride cos girls get jealous at the time you spend on a car! that part is both true and hot.

It's also during ernesto's story that we meet El Duran, some rival gang dude with a hot car and a Salma Hayek on his arm (no joke). so then there's more homegirl interraction which got me really excited because those sluts start talking to each other in hot spanglish and call each other "Esa"!!! i'd never heard that shit before!!! i've heard "Ese" but not "esa". it's my new favorite. and then all these bitches keep talking to each other and say "firme'" alot and stuff. i love it.

ok so it goes on and more stuff happens. i don't want to get tooo into it because i dont want to ruin it for you sluts, but trust me, hot shit happens. later in the movie we also meet other hot sluts, like Whispers and a super hot slut named Giggles who comes out of jail and is like a reformed homegirl and shit. that bitch is firme. she's a veterana even though she's only like 22 probaby but whatever, that bitch has been around.... so she tries to teach the younger esa's some like lessons in life and tries to tell them they should learn computers. it's hot.

here are some other hot quotes:
when Mousie's little son goes up to Sad Girl's baby daughter at the park and starts playing with her....

Mousie: Get your hands out of her face, menso
Chupale, they're getting along!
Junior, that's a little girl you can't have, menso
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Then,
Sad Girl: Mousie, I'm going to McDonalds
Mousie: Burger King is better, ey
Sad Girl: They don't got what i like at burger king
Mousie: It's cheaper at Burger King
Sad Girl: Fine, you go to Burger King, I'll go to McDonalds
Mousie: I'll go to McDonalds

THIS MOVIE IS SO RAD!
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another hot quote:
The homegirls are at some hot cleaned up veterana's house because she is cleaning up Whispers' gun wound. They are about to go pick up Giggles at county and the hot veterana tells them to be careful....

Hot Veterana: Just go becareful please and don't let her stop at no fucking bar, shit, ok....bring her straight home!

that's fucking hot. and fuck that bitch, if i came out of county i'd want to get my drink on! but they don't. they go eat hot hamburgers.
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another hot quote:

sad girl: the welfare ain't cutting it, trip out, i only got like 2 food stamps left

that's hot
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another hot quote:
when big sleepy and giggles are done getting their bone on.....

big sleepy: that was great baby. my little angelica. you were such an innocent girl. i was afraid to love you too strong, but i did.

DUDE!! TELL ME THAT IS NOT HOT, QUE NO!
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they're talking about Juan Temido aka: El Duran who "La Blue Eyes" is in love with...

Sad Girl: It can't be the same guy. This guy ain't no playboy. He was the serious type. He wrote poetry and shit

homegirl: Man, who wouldn't in prison! tsh, when they get out it's a different story, ey.

serio

other really awesome stuff happens and then this shit ends and stuff and you totally don't want it to. you want to like know what else happens and want to follow Mousie and Sad Girl around forever and get your bangs all done up and shit but you can't. it's fucking depressing. i'm totally in love.
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