a definite glitch in the formula.... uh, so,

mi vida loca + bored jasmin = awesome

paper on the cultural and historical relevance of mi vida loca and it's possible impacts on the Latino/a image + bored jasmin = not awesome

this shit was due at 10pm and i have been staring at a blank page for about 3 hours. all i can think about are their bangs. can i write a 5 page paper on that shit? goddamnit. i hate this time of the semester....you know, when classes demand like, my attention. don't they know i have some beam and ginger in a can to drink at the Huntington Pier.

Ew, no way, that's ghetto. I'd drink it in Newport.

maybe this will inspire something totally profound.....or at the very least get my mind off of aqua net and black lip liner.....and yeah, this means it's survey time.....

1) Are your parents married or divorced?

married and unable to understand each other cos they have never spoken the same language. even when they speak english. it's hot. im their rosetta stone.

2) Vegetarian?

only when i have to. dude, people who don't eat meat scare the shit out of me. how anyone can deny themselves carne asada is beyond me.

3) Heaven?

see previous post

4) Come close to dying?

yes. many many many many times. boring to recall, hot when it happened.

5) What jewelry do you wear 24/7?

what jewelry don't i wear 24/7. i sleep eat drink and breathe bling.

6) Are you eating?

unfortunately. i loathe hunger.

7) Do you eat the stems of broccoli?

boring

8) Makeup?

Forever

10) Would you ever have plastic surgery?

yes, but only if it means i will inherit the Sigfried and Roy empire

11) What do you wear to bed?

dude, personal

12) Have you ever done anything illegal?

lame. who hasn't.

13) Can you roll your tongue?

fo shizzle

14) Tweeze your eyebrows?

obsessively

15) What kind of sneakers?

chucks for sure but sometimes vans

16) Abortion?

ok so i went to a catholic high school and every year the nuns would hand out these fucking insanely disturbing stickers of fetuses which i guess were supposed to make you not want to get an abortion ever but all it did was make bitches gag and make them fuck the dean and have his babies. true story.

17) Hair color?

who cares.

18) Future child's name?

Original Flavored

19) Do you snore?

i dont know. i think i do in vegas.

20) If you could go anywhere in the world where would it be?

the spelling mansion

21) Do you sleep with stuffed animals?

man, i have a stuffed animal sancturay on my bed. charlie is almost a stuffed animal cos bitch is fat.

22) If you won the lottery, what would you do first?

yell "booyah"

23) Gold or silver?

plastic

24) Hamburger or hot dog?

hamurger...if i had a corndog option then i don't think i would be able to decide, so thank god for that. i would totally lose sleep and shit.

25) If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?

noooooooo........i'd rather starve than choose.

26.) City, beach or country?

LA por vida.

27) What was the last thing you touched?

the book "Islands in the Street: Gangs and American Urban Society". it's a total piece of shit.

28) Where do you eat dinner?

the pupusa kingdom that my mom maintains

29) When's the last time you cried?

probably tonite

30) Do you read blogs?

yeah

31) Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex?

pretty much everyday. and by opposite sex, i mean 12 year old boy.

32) Ever been involved with the police?

only when they think im a hooker

33) What's your favourite shampoo/conditioner and soap?

Biolage smells so good. I like all the Bliss products for soap.

34) Do you talk in your sleep?

totally. sometimes i make out too.

35) Ocean or pool?

anywhere it is safe to bring my hello kitty life perserver

36) What's your favorite song at the moment?

Release Me - Angelina

37) what's your favorite color?

gay

38) Window seat or aisle?

window if i know everyone in the row. aisle otherwise. fuck strangers. although i love strangers, i hate them on airplanes.

39) Ever met anyone famous?

please dont remind me that i lost fabio

40) Do you feel that you've had a truly successful life?

duh. i dont do shit and get presents all the time.

41) Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?

i shove it

42) Ricki Lake or Oprah Winfrey?

Oprah all the way

43) Basketball or Football?

Football

44) 15 - 30 minutes?

i'll be late no matter what

45) Do you drive a stick?

no way. that would require way too much activity on my part. manual is already too labor intensive.

46) Cake or ice cream?

ice cream

47) Self-conscious?

um, LA born and raised - self conscious is like part of the female constitution in LA

49) Have you ever given money to a bum?

yeah, but my favorite bum is the fake security guard in the little pedro's parking lot cos he wears a hat and a uniform but he's not like legitimate. he's awesome.

50) When was your first crush?

a dude named Che in preschool. he wrote me a hot letter i still have.

51) Where do you wish you were?

wherever graduated people go....but not "at work". ew.

53) Have you ever rode in an ambulance?

yeah it's ridden. and no.

54) Can you tango?

only into fabio's heart. if i had the chance.

55) Last gift you received?

see 2nd previous post

56) Last sport you played?

talking on the phone

57). Things you spend a lot of money on?

myself

58) Where do you live?

with the parentals

60) Last wedding attended?

karthiho's

61) Favorite fast food restaurant?

this is too difficult a question. i cant answer this. sorry.

63) Most hated food(s)?

hate is such a strong word. why is this shit all about food!! leave me alone already!!

65) Can you sing?

badly

66) Last IM?

Dez

67) what's your least fav. chores?

conversing with my parents

68) Favorite drink?

i hate picking favorites. coffee i guess.

69) Current Crush?

the embodiment of the following Wham! lyrics:

"Some people work for a living,
Some people work for fun,
Girl, I just work for you.......

Why do I do the things I do?
I’d tell you if I knew.
My god...
I don’t even think that I love you...."

wherever this dude is, he's hot.  ¶ 10:27 PM