Friday, May 05, 2006
Feliz Cinco de Gringo!
Hi Sluts!!!!! i just wanted to wish you a happy white people mexican holiday! cinco de mayo is totally poo. unless you do it my style and instead of going out and getting drunk on overpriced coronas in bars full of fraternity dudes/sorority sluts and paying cover charges at the doors of bars you would never ever ever pay to get into otherwise because they are shitholes, i eat pan dulce. MMMMMMM..........i especially love the ones with delicious pineapple jam. ooooo and the cake ones, especially the pink ones!!!
cinco de mayo should be officially changed to cinco de j-ayo. after me. duh, cos may is my birthday. yes, the whole month. so feel free to tell me you love me all month long. fer real.
¶ 3:55 PM 
Hi Sluts!!!!! i just wanted to wish you a happy white people mexican holiday! cinco de mayo is totally poo. unless you do it my style and instead of going out and getting drunk on overpriced coronas in bars full of fraternity dudes/sorority sluts and paying cover charges at the doors of bars you would never ever ever pay to get into otherwise because they are shitholes, i eat pan dulce. MMMMMMM..........i especially love the ones with delicious pineapple jam. ooooo and the cake ones, especially the pink ones!!!cinco de mayo should be officially changed to cinco de j-ayo. after me. duh, cos may is my birthday. yes, the whole month. so feel free to tell me you love me all month long. fer real.
¶ 3:55 PM
:Not KBIG. it's gone. R.I.P. Disco Workout Lunch Hour.
:Gossip Girl remains the hottest show on tv. Honorable Mention: America's Most Smartest Model!!!
:The Road by the dude who wrote Blood Meridien who's name has escaped me because that book scares me so i refuse to bring it into the bedroom with me.
:* 99cent Taco Tuesdays at El Torito followed by Dollar Scoops Tuesdays at Baskin Robbins. i only eat on tuesdays.