Up and Running/"Baby, i'm perfect for you"- P.Hilton, actress, singer, cultural phenomenon You Tube is back and is totally full of shit. For details on my feelings on (the new and improved) You Tube (which they don't even tell you about! like the idiots that use that shit will read the subtle signs...anyway) go to Sucks/Doesn't Suck. I refuse to talk about that shit here. What i don't refuse however, and never will, is the Paris Hilton "Stars Are Blind" video.

so i totally love this song. it has a cheap and completely idiotic quality about it that i just can't get enough of. ironic, you say? i know right! but with this song, paris has definitely proved that she is a whore who can not...no, should not, be doubted. and who am i to stop her. so here, enjoy. and also, enjoy the amazing second version of the video i found which is seriously as mesmerizing as the first.

1. Original Version (the beach one)
Paris Hilton - Stars Are Blind



2. Alternate Version (the awesome one)
Stars Are Blind


bitch sounds like Gwen Stafani. you know you love it.

ps- im not kidding about liking this song  ¶ 1:34 AM