Tuesday, July 04, 2006
how old are we? fucking old, huh.
it's finally here!! my most favoritest day of the year(ok, after my birfday)!! i totally love the 4th...it's the one day of the year that hot dogs are free to roam and be delicious and when no one thinks twice about putting one in their mouth! mmmmm.....with some relish and mustard, hell fucking yeah!! i also love that sluts and bitches go across the border (you know, to mexico) and buy excellent illegal fireworks to celebrate our independence!! that's hot because we hate mexico, but not on our birfday. i like that. it reminds me of me. like i totally hate lots of people, but when it's my birfday, and im all tore up, i love everybody..even the ugly bitches that are always hating or talking shit. i totally let them have lollipops! anyway, that's why i love it when america has a birfday...and that is why, as a thank you for being, uh, born...i have decided to give to America the greatest gift of all, the gift of Mick....
Happy Birfday America!
....that is Mick Jagger and Mickeys, respectively. I can't think of a better way to celebrate freedom!!
NOW GO GET WASTED BIATCHES!! and then blow something up!! ¶ 12:41 AM
Happy Birfday America!
....that is Mick Jagger and Mickeys, respectively. I can't think of a better way to celebrate freedom!!
NOW GO GET WASTED BIATCHES!! and then blow something up!! ¶ 12:41 AM
:Not KBIG. it's gone. R.I.P. Disco Workout Lunch Hour.
:Gossip Girl remains the hottest show on tv. Honorable Mention: America's Most Smartest Model!!!
:The Road by the dude who wrote Blood Meridien who's name has escaped me because that book scares me so i refuse to bring it into the bedroom with me.
:* 99cent Taco Tuesdays at El Torito followed by Dollar Scoops Tuesdays at Baskin Robbins. i only eat on tuesdays.