a bored jasmin is not good for business (or how a friday night on the internet somehow turned sour) ...i'm sorry sluts but i would seriously rather look at pictures of myself than of the waste of time, money, and space we call "celebrities"....... i'm really really tired of those ho's. like really.....for reals, aren't you?

i'd like to thank you internet tabloids for over-saturating my life with pointless gossip, pictures, and your own useless personal remarks on and about the lives of people i pay good money to entertain my ass not on the internet. you have totally saved me many dollars and many minutes by making me so sick of their faces that i no longer want to watch tv, see a film, or even read your blogs/magazines for light fun....

...i can totally afford to go out and get drunk now!!!!!:










ok, im totally full of shit. you know i can't get enough of those celebrity bitches and whores! if it wasn't for them and for the tabloids that detail every moment of their lives for me, i'd have no one to make me feel bad about myself and make me work hard to accomplish something. who else would push me to spend all my time consistently throwing up my food, seeking out hot spots, buying big sunglasses, and hoping for the big break that will prove my worth to the world! dude, what would i do with my time....how boring would my life be if i didn't have that. i couldn't imagine....

oh yeah, did i mention i got to go the emmy's? yeah yeah, i know, Creative Arts Emmy's....get out of my face:



......yeah, i'm bored of me too.  ¶ 8:51 PM