Wednesday, August 02, 2006
a call to all sluts
....will one of you please buy me any one of the following bitches:
...i totally heart the show Work Out on bravo. it's so hot. it totally makes me feel like a fat lazy good for nothing slut. i love that. it also inspires me to try to work harder at the gym.....yeah, even i didn't buy that. but the show is still hot shit. i love Jackie the lesbian. she owns the gym that the show revolves around and bitch is awesome:
i totally wish i could get someone to buy her for me so i can have the body of a respectable human being, but bitch costs more for just one hour of private time than a marc jacobs wallet....f-that. whoa, trainers are totally more expensive than whores. i like them even more now. ¶ 3:48 PM
...i totally heart the show Work Out on bravo. it's so hot. it totally makes me feel like a fat lazy good for nothing slut. i love that. it also inspires me to try to work harder at the gym.....yeah, even i didn't buy that. but the show is still hot shit. i love Jackie the lesbian. she owns the gym that the show revolves around and bitch is awesome:
i totally wish i could get someone to buy her for me so i can have the body of a respectable human being, but bitch costs more for just one hour of private time than a marc jacobs wallet....f-that. whoa, trainers are totally more expensive than whores. i like them even more now. ¶ 3:48 PM
:Not KBIG. it's gone. R.I.P. Disco Workout Lunch Hour.
:Gossip Girl remains the hottest show on tv. Honorable Mention: America's Most Smartest Model!!!
:The Road by the dude who wrote Blood Meridien who's name has escaped me because that book scares me so i refuse to bring it into the bedroom with me.
:* 99cent Taco Tuesdays at El Torito followed by Dollar Scoops Tuesdays at Baskin Robbins. i only eat on tuesdays.