why i love The Game (quick intro: the game is a rap bitch who's hot shit. he was all over 2005 and just released his new single from his new album which should drop soon. you would probably know one of his songs if you heard it. you probably love him too, but you don't know it because the radio often neglects to tell you who sings what so you never know who you love. don't let them do that to you. in this post i will tell you why i love The Game.)


i love the game because he is more Compton than i will ever be. this bitch totally grew up in the CPT (that's short for Compton. calm down.) and grew up hard. both his parents were crips and he grew up in a predominantly crip neighborhood. however, when this bitch went to high school he decided to hook up with the bloods, the crips number one enemy. seriously, how hot is that? eventually this slut like left Compton or whatever, but that part is boring. the important thing is, this bitch is hot.

at some point this slut started selling drugs and got shot all sick. while he was in the hospital recovering, he decided he wanted to be the most amazing rap star in the world. or something like that. no for reals though, thats what he said. he told his brother to go out and buy every awesome rap album ever made so he could study that shit and so he could start to "create a strategy to become the greatest rapper alive." um, that is seriously the hottest thing ever. i do that all the time. when im recovering from eating, i totally think about how i should consider not eating and i totally study teen vogue and US weekly so i can come up with a "strategy to become the greatest nicole richie alive". however, unlike the game, my studies end when the microwave tells me my pancake wrapped sausage is ready. the game was much more successful than me in achieving his dream and eventually, The Game got a record deal and put out some seriously hot tracks!!

the game's shit is hot because he represnts the WESTSSSSIIIDDDEEE! i totally love that. we totally need more LA Love up in this bitch and the game totally brings it. while his songs are hot, his rivalries are even hotter. basically every bitch in rap hates this fool except for Dr. Dre. That's hot because Dr. Dre is the hottest bitch on the West Coast. The Game and 50 cent used to be homies and had some hot singles together. Then one day, The Game and 50 cent had this insane feud. then they held a press conference where they told everyone they were no longer feuding. dude, that's totally amazing. i want to hold a press conference. i totally look up to him. they didn't really stop feuding though and they duel it out via mixtapes with hot songs that talk shit. oh my god, that is such a good idea!!!!! so the feud is kind of Tupac/Biggy-esque but whatever. it's still hot. lots of other people hate him too but im too lazy to get into it.

his new song is dope and i really hope we see more of this bitch in the next few months. he has a hot body and a NWA tattoo which is hot shit. he's hardcore. i hope you bitches learned a few things. i definitely did. i learned that i'm not from compton and that i never will be. i also learned that when you recover from shit, you should come up with a strategy to do something hot. and by strategy that just means going to tower records. i learned that there is nothing you can't hold a press conference about so i should do one everyday and also that when someone pisses me off i should make a mixtape of shit talking and give it out to people. thanks, the game, you are hot shit and i can only hope that the lessons i learned today will bring me closer to accomplishing full hotness.

The Game - Put You On The Game
  ¶ 11:48 PM