god's gift to jasmin: America's Next Top Model cycle 7 i love tyra banks....



...she's a fucking idiot.

but i am really grateful to her for providing me with the best 15 or whatever weeks of my year.. i'm completely elated.

this season has a bunch of white bitches, some black sluts, and that's about it. oh and the picasso bitch..i mean the indian ho. basically everyone is averagely hot. some aren't even hot so that's awesome because they will get their feelings hurt when Janice...oh god, i keep forgetting. blah...why do i watch this show again? oh yeah, that tyra clip above. thank god bitch is fat and nuts. or else this show would go to shit. i had a really hard time deciding who i like and don't like but i narrowed it down below. i do want to mention i was really pulling for that Elvira..or Evita slut or whatever because she was a ghetto latina trying to achieve the American dream of having a military husband and 2 kids while she worked as a "model" at 23 years old. that dream is hot. but she didn't make it to the top 13.

My favorite so far:




....the twins are hot because they are fug, they are from anaheim, and they make me feel the worst about putting a take 5 bar into my mouth!!!

now the bitch that i think is hot, but are not ugly-hot enough to be a "model" and make me not put a take 5 bar into my mouth:


--i like this bitch because she has short hair. seriously every ho this season is a boring ass cracker. at least this bitch is a cracker with sassy lez hair. even if she's not a les...she looks like the lesbian from the other season so blame that whore for my short hair/lesbo association.


--i like this skank because she has issues. she also has short hair, but it isn't short/les hair...there is totally a difference!....you know when you look at that other whore's hair you think LESBO! don't deny it. i'm not an asshole, i swear...ok maybe a little...BUT ANYWAYS...this bitch is rad because she's all like kind of dark and a little angry and feels ugly and hates herself!!! so rad. tyra will eat her. it will rule.

and now, the bitch i hate the most:

---as impressed as i was by her fashion knowledge this bitch makes me want to throw charlie at her. but then i look at charlie's little face and realize i AM an asshole. yeah i dont know why, but this ho gets on my last nerve. i mean, anyone who changes their name from Melanie Rose to Melrose is totally gay. and i don't mean lesbian.


charlie:



the 13 slutbags:
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