i'm leaving you whores for two weeks for better ones....
ok sluts, in 24 hours i'm leaving all your skanky asses for the skankier asses of london, paris, and three cities in spain. i'll be back in two weeks though. i know that's a long time to be without me and most of you will probably spend hours looking at my pictures, having drinks and being sluts with me via your imaginations.....god you guys are pathetic. but whatever helps get you through it.
i love you bitches.