no hoes..... i'm not dead...BUT i have been really busy doing good deeds. it's the theme for fall....

here are some examples:

being a good friend..(and sometimes encouraging other friends to be good friends too...)





















































being historical in public:

(i'm george washington)













eating while enjoying the lifestyle of a middle aged lady of leisure in a third world country (aka:the land of pupusas....aka: el salvador)








































and finally......



...which i think speaks for itself. europe was seriously awesome.

wow. that was the most productivity i've allowed myself in months.....i'm totally exhausted. time for a sausage.

and oh yeah, im proud of you Britney. but you don't get a sausage until you're back to being not fat and being on the radio lip synching something catchy but totally stupid. what? she's still fat and not not singing.......why should she get a sausage?  ¶ 12:47 AM